6 August 2006, 8:32 AM
Hawk, you have no idea the true depths of my insanity. I don't even think you can comprehend the many levels of just plain crazy I am. Hey, what about a threesome? Date your fleshbag, and stick it to a perfectly modeled, almost nearly perfect replica of the real thing, and better yet, no secretion of bodily fluids, no complaining, and no extra child baring abilities! ITS SEX WITHOUT ANY OF THE GUILT OR AWKWARDNESS!