[Lynk Former]

So I'm playing The Godfather Blackhand Edition and I've jacked someone's parked car. I decide to take a drive, I'm off to extort some money from a nearby business, I'm taking my time, I'm in no rush...

So I'm driving along and suddenly I look to my right, and there, a random civilian suddenly says "Alright, that's it!". Now this catches my attention, I see this guy run upto some lady near him, and he starts beating the crap out of her! I'm like "what the hell?! what's going on?". I had to do something!

I got out of my car in the middle of the road, ran up to the guy and grabbed him and started beating him as hard as he was beating the girl. While I was doing this, the girl got up and fled.

Now I didn't want to kill the guy, I was already on my way to do some business so I dragged him closer to the road and threw him onto the road. And by some GREAT timing, a car came speeding along and ran over him! LOL He was dead XD

It was so damn hilarious. I just went "heh" and thought "Yeah, that's what you get for beating up women you bastard."





So tell us your memorable videogame stories

[Chimasterwang]

Thats great especially with those controls XD
Sounds like it was more realistic XD

[PJ-Animation]

Memorable moments? Hmm... I'd have to say, in-game story-wise, the most memorable video game moment would be Ganondorf bursting out of the rubble of Hyrule castle, before using the Triforce to turn into Ganon.

Actual game-play moments, that's a little more difficult. Possibly beating Tales of Symphonia's Abbyssion on Hard mode with only Genis. That was crazy difficult, like near impossible crazy difficult, since I was such a low level.

[kyubichan]

A videogame's A.I. is always amazing, but nothing beats the stupidity of real humans.

I play Tantra Online, and two years ago, when people weren't cheap, whiny and retarded, it was hilarious to come across some random idiots.

One guy was wearing high-level armors, and I thought well duh, he must be at a high level. Now I was killing a boss monster all by my lonesome, and I thought that guy was at a higher level than me (coz of his armor), and I went "Aaw" when he started hitting the boss, since whoever gives the higher damage would get all the items once the damned thing is killed. And I back away, letting him have the kill. And then then the guy starts running towards me, then he dies. I thought it was funny. And funnier when he started flooding the chatboard with "pa-resu" ("Resurrect me please"), since my character was a monk.

I killed the boss then danced on his corpse.

Literally.

[Lynk Former]

This was quite a few years ago now, I was playing GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo64. It was the Depot and I was playing on 00 Agent (Hard). I had completed all mission objectives other than getting the thingy from the safe and entering the train. The problem was that I had been shot up pretty bad, I had absolutely NO health left, one more shot and I was gone. I was hiding inside the warehouse where the autoguns were and there were like 5-6 guys... to make matters worse, I only had 4 bullets in my PP7... but I had to do something!

Just as I was about to make my move, I hear knocking on the door, a bunch of my friends had just decided to rock up at my place lol. They wanted to play some multiplayer on GoldenEye. I let em in and told them to hold on a sec while I finish this level, I told them exactly what my situation was and they're all like "Dude, you're never gonna make it! It's impossible!"

So, I take a deep breath, take the game off pause and open the warehouse door, but before it could fully open, I shot two of the guys outside in the knees just to keep them off balance. Then when the door fully opened, I strafed out and shot two of the guys in the head! No ammo left! But two of the guys were dead and they both dropped Deutsche's! I picked up the ammo, and shot another two of the guys as fast as I could, running backwards towards the last building at the same time. I couldn't believe I dodged all of their bullets! I was home free, into the building, got the documents from the safe and then ran for the train, as soon as the door opened, I got in with guns blazing sending bullets into the two guys inside and finishing the level!

XD My friends were all like "WOOOOOOAAAAAH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!!!!" Ah, such a great moment

[Moelman]

Probably the Revan Revelation scene in Knights of the Old Republic, which is my favorite game of all time. My first time playing WoW was pretty memorable because I had been wanting to play it for so long. Same with when I got my Wii and played Twilight Princess for the first time.

[Black Howling]

I would say my most memorable moment was in wow, when i signed up a team of players for a warsong clutch game of pvp. When we entered we assembled out side everyone mounted on horse back, i rode up and down on the line quoting that line from LOTR return to the king near the end, everyone ran forward taking the horde by surprise we then won three nothing XD.

[GabeXorn]

Killing Ganondorf in Wind Waker, on the first shot, with no faries
Beating Super Mario Brothers 2 in one hour
Finishing the last Zerg mission of Brood Wars with only the "Show Map" cheat

[Black Howling]

Killing Ganondorf in Wind Waker, on the first shot, with no faries
Beating Super Mario Brothers 2 in one hour
Finishing the last Zerg mission of Brood Wars with only the "Show Map" cheat

where is the fun in cheating :s

[Chimasterwang]

You can make the games fun after youve completed them 100% with cheats that do strange things =P

[Aquis Hydro]

What is the funniest kill you've ever made in a game?

Mine was in Halo2, when I stuck 2 plasma grenades to the eyes of a Grunt. He ran back toward his mates, who stuck more grenades to him then dived down a hole. Mister Glow Grunt followed. All that remained was a few guns and LOTS of blue blood! I almost pi$$ed myself laughing.

[Kiai]

I was playing CoD4 online, that map with the missiles and stuff. I was running through the middle of the map through the steam and some guy threw a flash bang. BAM! All is white. So I do the normal noob thing and I run around in circles shooting. I think I closed my eyes in real life too. Just shooting shooting shooting. Was waiting for someone to put one between my eyes and for my controller to stop rumbling. People were screaming so loud through my headset I turned it off. I had time to reload before two more flash bangs and a smoke grenade was thrown. I do the same thing. When the concussion wore off and the smoke cleared I looked at my stats and the side bar.

Seven Kills in all.

Probably the funniest experience in a game when I realized what happened. There were so many pissed people on the server after that... greatness.

[Chimasterwang]

Did they say you were hacking? XD

[Lynk Former]

In GoldenEye 007 for the N64 you could attach timed, proximity and remote mines to peoples guns.

I used to be so good at GoldenEye/Perfect Dark that my friends would always make the game 3 against 1... with me being the 1... so anyway, the game was using remote mines and it was a moment where one of my friends caught me laying remote mines and by accident instead of switching to a gun, I threw a remote mine at him which attached to his gun. But after that I switched over to my pistol and got off a few shots which didn't kill him, but did hurt him enough for him to retreat back to get some body armour.

Now he didn't realise that the remote mine was stuck to him, and neither did I until he went back to the area where my other two friends were and one of them says "hey, what the hell is that on your gun?" And being a 4 player split screen game I could see that it was a remote mine...

XD They were all standing close together... so I got out the remote detenator and BOOM! All three dead.

That was the first time we discovered that attaching mines to guns was possible in GoldenEye. This opened up new strategies for me... like attaching proximity or remote mines to ammo boxes and guns on the ground XD eheheh...

[Damatee]

Was playing Halo 3 on a level called sandtrap, started off as this map always does, with everyone rushing to get the banshee both enemy warthogs were there as well as 1/3 of my team, anyway I managed to plasma grenade stick one Hog which then drove into the second, what noone noticed was two explosive barrels right next to them.

After the big ass explosion that followed I had 5 kills within the first 2 minutes of the game, and my team had the banshee

[Rogue15]

KotOR...going evil on the Sandral and Matale houses. it's so lame how they have to go and say eachothers names that i had to manipulate it and make the droids kill everyone. i remember laughing til i cried on that.

[Aquis Hydro]

Just yesterday I played Halo2 again (Regret level this time), and I got 2 Elites with plasma grenades (I Love These!!!). The first took a grenade in his gob. 3 seconds of his jaws flapping madly, then KRUMP! 1 down, 1 to go. The second was laughing at me (Wort Wort Wort etc.), till I stuck a grenade to his BALLS. My turn to laugh. KRUMP! Instant Hysterectomy! ^_^ (I'm so a sadist.)

[Moelman]

Whenever I get my head chopped off by a chainsaw in Resident Evil 4.

[Kiai]

A few months ago we had a mechanics vs. pilots simulator battle, the plane of choice being the f/a18 hornet. Some hot shot new pilot gave a crack about women in the military and I found my self entered in the competition. As an engine mechanic and electrical specialist I have to know everything about the specs on that bird, something that doesn't include flying the thing. Now, I'd never flown in a simulator up until that point and there was a lot of pressure with the 150 or some people watching us in that little room. The heat was on!

So I manage to go through all the procedures and get in the air - the virtual sky suddenly looking extremely pretty. The blue sky, the white clouds, I was suddenly envious of the person sitting next to me, he'd seen the real thing. The thought stuck in my head until the radar lock/shoot strobe light indicator started blinding me in the corner. Pulling up and to the left he shot past me going a combined thousand knots. The room got quiet and my palms suddenly got sweaty as I gripped the controls with all my life.

Pulling back on the throttle and bleeding what little speed I had left I managed to pull backward enough to get him in my sights. He'd done the same and started hauling ass towards me. I decided on a steep dive and for a moment the radar lock tone in my headset went away. I pulled up and thought I'd be able to get behind him, but he read me like a book and was currently glued to my tail. I hit the speed break, pulled the throttles back and pulled the nose up as fast and hard as I could. My actions gave me a stall, but I did it fast enough so that he wasn't able to read it. He flew past me at around 400 knots and my nose stayed up long enough to get a radar lock. I saw the gun sights and slew circles come up and instinctively pressed the trigger. Yellow and orange tracers flitted through the sky as the room went deadly quiet.

BOOM! Smoke and virtual flames trailed down to the earth as I recovered and landed safely.

I won two rounds of beers for the whole squadron, and i tell you what, It was worth it to wipe the stupid ass smirk off that assholes face when he climbed into the sim with me.

[Aquis Hydro]

Getting to grips with my 1st Gravity Hammer on Halo3. Everything you hit goes flying. Til I slammed a Brute and then noticed the Grunt behind him, holding a sticky grenade in each hand. Little bastards now commit suicide, don't they?!

[Stormfalcon]

Every moment when you snipe someone on Halo PC is a memorable moment. XD

[Rogue15]

planting C4 inside a car with the sonic boom perk in COD4...then detonating it as unaware enemy soldiers run by. it's awesome.

[Damatee]

Getting to grips with my 1st Gravity Hammer on Halo3. Everything you hit goes flying. Til I slammed a Brute and then noticed the Grunt behind him, holding a sticky grenade in each hand. Little bastards now commit suicide, don't they?!

XD your new to the game arn't you

[Rogue15]

lol on legendary those grunts are demonic.

[Kiai]

You all are a bunch a fuckin n00bs

[Tacx]

I never played it before... am I also a noob?

[Rogue15]

shit, i just got done playing Cod4 and looked at the time...been playing like...5 hours straight. 10pm-3am. i got a nasty cold too, but i was kicking so much ass. in a td on ambush i was 10-1 only because i ran my saw out of ammo. was playing alot of the single player when live was acting all messed up earlier, it's just as fun as team deathmatch.

[Pho3nix]

In Duke Nukem back in 'the day'.

The first time i threw money at a stripper, then proceeded to freeze her, and then kicked her so that she shattered into millions of little pieces.

Ah, the joy. Nevar forget.

[Aquis Hydro]

Has anyone else noticed that in TES Oblivion, when you fire an arrow at somebody, it sticks of whatever bodypart it hits?

Needless to say, when you kill a guy with a single shot to the balls, you can't help but laugh. Even funnier when you zap those poor testicles with a high power Lightning spell, and the sorry looking sod dances through the air.

[Black Howling]

Has anyone else noticed that in TES Oblivion, when you fire an arrow at somebody, it sticks of whatever bodypart it hits?

Needless to say, when you kill a guy with a single shot to the balls, you can't help but laugh. Even funnier when you zap those poor testicles with a high power Lightning spell, and the sorry looking sod dances through the air.

lol i noticed that but it happens in loads of other games too

[Rogue15]

Has anyone else noticed that in TES Oblivion, when you fire an arrow at somebody, it sticks of whatever bodypart it hits?

Needless to say, when you kill a guy with a single shot to the balls, you can't help but laugh. Even funnier when you zap those poor testicles with a high power Lightning spell, and the sorry looking sod dances through the air.

yeah i am loving marksman skill. i shot this orc the other day and he goes 'hmm must've been the wind' second shot hits him in the head and he falls into the sewer. lol i love the rag doll effect, especially when they go flying!!! the arrows sticking into the bodies is awesome, plus the sniping...

any of the fights in oblivion is a good memory. I love it!

[Aquis Hydro]

Watching some of the Flood from Halo3 turn themselves inside out. (I think the used to be Covenant Drones.) Anyhows, it's something you don't forget in a hurry, especially if you kill them halfway through the change. Then they spasm demonically as they fall off the wall... urgh.