[Rach]

It's a member of Grupo Gay da Bahia

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

oh my dear lord

[Kiai]

BGC OVA copyright whoever. Me copyright me. Kyubichan + Chim + Hawk Copyright their respective hosts. Thanks, and don't sue/kill/maim/****/pwn meh.



Kink Ch.8: Changlingus.


The soft sound of the waves breaking against the dock muffled the padding of combat boots through the shipping area. Large conn ex containers carrying countless millions of pounds of material littered the area and made for perfect cover in the darkness. Three humanoid shadows sprinted through the cover of darkness from container to container, their movements fast and flawless as if they had each practiced together for years instead of the few days it had taken them. The fire team leader, a small figure, was confidently waving commands to the rest of them. The silent commando pulled its goggles up
revealing a gentle curving blue tuft of hair poking out of the black ski mask. Kyubichan waved them on to a shipping container that sat in front of a small discarded warehouse on the edge of the dock facilities.

"Alright, you guys know the plan; in and out. That's all."

"Kyubs I gtes a kweeschon." Hawk raised his rifled hand.

"What?"

"I canss dfso if desr are peosp inisde rights?"

"What the hell kind of question is that? Why wouldn't you?" Chim interrupted.

"I si bend sreius thous, dess desrt eagles and mmp5s is beeg to bea droppd."

"What did he say?" The smaller asked confused, "I can't understand a thing he's blabbering."

"He said... Wait, here Hawk put this on."

Chim handed the man something close to a microchip that he taped over his throat. Almost instantly mindless jabbering became coherent speech again.

"There we are, nice of you to 'ave waited to the bloody beginning of our op to give me the translator back." Hawk said in a thick English drawl.

"Hey don't skate out of our next bet and I won't."

"Both of you stop it right now! Focus!" Kyub snapped. They both turned to look at a slightly annoyed woman, eyes flaring in desperation.

"If you two are finished..." She trailed off.

They both nodded their heads.

"Now, just stick to the plan and we should be in and out in a few minutes. I've outlined the building structure and what's below it on your HUDs so there's no question as to where we'll be."

"Right."

"Gotcha."

"Good, now let's go rescue our fearless leader!"

She pulled down her goggles and activated the small three dimensional heads up display. On it were the g.p.s. blips of herself, Chim, and Hawk. Drawing in a deep breath she pulled the slide back on the pistol chambering a round. Holding it with both hands meant her shots would be swift, accurate, and deadly, and that she would be guaranteed the time needed to carry out her mission.

Peeking her head around the corner of the container she looked down the lot to the open bay of the warehouse. A guard was pacing nervously back and forth, his hand resting on the gun at his thigh. Raising two fingers into the air she pointed with them at the warehouse, and then brought her pistol up to the ready position, sighting in the guard as he paced. Two bodies sprinted passed her swiftly and silently from cover to cover until they reached a small area of cover just in front of the guard.

Sighting in on Chim, she saw him hold up a hand and motion for her. Using the darkness as a mask for her dead sprint she managed to slip past the guard. Bringing the silenced pistol up and sighting in on the guard again she slowly squeezed the trigger. A small rush of air and thwack were the only sounds that accompanied the guard falling to the ground, a small dart now empty of sedatives embedded in his neck. Dragging the heavily sedated body into the shadows she relieved him of his weapons and tied him up with his handcuffs. Rejoining the other two they made their slowly into the gaping mouth of the warehouse.

Searching tactically with their weapons the three made absolutely sure they would receive no surprises. Each body cleared a room as their mentor had taught them before, actions lightning quick as they were pulled from deeply rooted memory wet ware.

“Ahr ehm one clear.” Hawk reported back.

“Ahr ehm two clear.” Chim reported.

“Ahr ehm three clear, all rooms clear-meet in the middle.” Kyub whispered.

They all met in the middle at the mouth of a loading ramp that led downward to what seemed like a storage level. Repeating what they had done earlier they paced slowly down the ramp in a column, their goggles emitting eerie red lights as each covered the other. A small door was waiting, a touchscreen keypad on its right. Reloading her weapon with the new hollowpoints she'd heard about, she aimed at the panel. A small thwack and the panel blew off, all three bursting in.

Chim and Hawk scanned the left and right spaces while Kyub secured the center, all of their weapons at the ready. The room was filled what seemed like an endless supply of crates, boxes, and shelves holding both. It was dark with the exception of the one working light in the center, but they were all still able to make out the door at the end of the lower level.

"I don't like this, its too easy."

"I think your just being paranoid Hawk."

"No, I think he's right." Kyub said whispering into her mic. "This IS too eas-" She was cut off by a sharp blow to the back of her head. Falling to the ground her body was dragged out of the light and back into the darkness.

"WHAT IN BLOODY HELL?!?!" Hawk let loose with a barrage of bullets into the dark room, spraying behind where Kyub had fallen. "WHY AREN'T YOU BLOODY FIRING YOU TWA-" The last thing he saw was Chim laying unconscious being dragged face first away from him. A loud thump was the last thing he heard as everything went black. The room went eerily silent as an unseen figure dragged their comatose bodies off into the deeper confines of the warehouse.




The blue haired woman's world spun as she made a futile attempt to regain her bearings. She was in a room with a lot of light and a smell like putrid rotting meat to it. Trying to rub her temples her hands hit a pair of shackles attached to the chair she was in. Trying her hardest she wasn't able to make the restraints budge. Taking and nearly drowning in the features of the room she tried to desperately find a way out. In front of her was a large mirror, two way she thought, in it a reflection of something underneath a white sheet on the table behind her.

"You might as well stop the antics bitch," A strange e modulated voice interrupted her struggling, "unless you'd like me to rearrange a few body parts for you."

She stopped moving. Looking up in the mirror she saw a door she hadn't noticed before, the unmistakable armor of the blue Knight saber making its way to her.

"I suggest you stay put little girl if you know what's good for you."

"Please don't call me that.” Kyub spat.

The armor walked around to the back of the chair and let her hands fall onto the shoulders of the blue haired woman. Tracing a gloved hand up her shoulders and to the back of her neck she grabbed a handful of hair and pulled hard. Kyubichan fought against the shackles, her head felt like it was going to be ripped off her neck. She watched in the mirror as an armored hand traced its way across her neck, a small trail of blood following the artificial digits. The girl let a few tears escape before a hand silenced her with a loud slap.

"Ah, did I hit a LITTLE nerve?" The voice mocked.

"Let me go you crazy bitch!"

"Ah come on, is that any way to talk to someone who's put a roof over your head?" She emphasized by pointing out the room with her arms.

"I don't need anything from you!" Kyub yelled out.

"Your friend over there said the same thing to me, before she died I mean."

"Who?"

"Well, I guess died is kinda misleading. She kinda just gave up after we got done with her." Spinning the chair around the blue armor walked around to the head of the table. "You two can have a little bonding time." She laughed as she pulled the white sheet off the naked, horribly battered body.

Kyubichan's mouth went dry as she saw who it was. Kiai's body was ravaged with burns and patches of missing skin, bruises littering almost every inch. Her legs looked awkward and misshapen, and her arms were tied together behind her back. Her naked chest was peeled open like a ripe banana, the biological and synthetic components sickeningly visible. Both eyes were swollen shut and her mouth had small trails of dried blood leaking from the corners. If not for the cat ears and tail she wouldn't have thought it was her at all, something that both sickened and angered her to no end.

"How, how could you...” She started sobbing.

Priss started into a long maniacal cackle that seemed to echo through the room and out into the night.

"The best part about it," The suit stepped around the table and grabbed the cadavers head by the hair, "Is the last expression we saw on that poor bitch's face."

Priss turned Kiai's face so that it met Kyubichan's. Using her gloved hand she melded the cadavers expression into one of utter fear and anguish. The anger boiled over inside the blue haired girl as she watched the lifeless body of her friend desecrated in front of her eyes.

"I'll... make... you... pay..." She said in a low voice as as her limbs shook in their bonds.

"Oh I'm sorry LITTLE bitch, she didn't hear you, let me help her up so that she can-" CRACK! "OOPS! I broke her!”

"BAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD!" A fire was lit inside the woman as anger took over all rational thought and action.

The metal devil let the lifeless body fall to the grey mobile examination table. Reeling back she let loose a kick that knocked the table over, the body falling limply to the floor, a small red pool of congealed blood developing under it.

"I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY!" Ripping out of the restraints she burst toward the suit, rage driving her every action. Priss anticipated it though and grabbed both of her arms in a single iron tight grip and backhanded the girl, her head snapping violently to the side.

"HEY!" Priss yelled.

Again there was a painful slap.

“HEY WAKE UP!”

Yet another slap.

"HEY, WAKEY WAKEY!"

The world swirled and jumbled around, the images before her dissolving away as the moments passed by slowly.

"Hey wake up sweety."

Opening her clenched shut eyes she was met with a sight that she didn't quite understand.

“A dream?”

“What about it?” Two cat ears, red eyes, and a horribly beautiful face met her gaze as she shook away the last bit of the bad dream, no, nightmare that she wouldn't soon forget. Reaching out she bear hugged the woman in front of her.

"Whoa, whoa, I'm glad to see you to."

Opening her eyes enough to see the person she was nearly strangling she noticed something different about her.

"You look-"

"Older? Wiser?" Kiai tried to finish.

"Curvier."

The cat girl stepped back and let Kyubichan take in her new form. Pink hair fell over smooth cat ears, red eyes peaking out from under the mop. A skin tight special forces body suit perfectly accentuated the brand new form. It wasn't until she went to hug the woman again that she noticed changes in her own body. She felt taller and more toned, something confirmed when Kiai handed her a small mirror.

"How did? When did? Who did?"

“I believe I can answer that question.”

The two girls turned towards the door, a young woman with red hair and blond streaks standing cross armed in the doorway.

“Sorry about your rough transition miss Kyubichan, but miss Chang assured me that the transition was absolutely necessary.”

“You know who she is?” Kyub asked surprised.

“She scanned through most of my wet ware before my transition, so she knows pretty much everything we know, and more.”

“I have so many questions-”

“Before we get into anything particularly complicated I'd like to apologize to you and your people Miss Kyubichan. We had a tough time trying to convince Sylia of your harmlessness, but she approved of your apprehension if you were brought in as close to comatose as possible. I'd also like to apologize for your problematic transition, I didn't intend for such horrible images to manifest themselves during the wet ware hardware interfacing. And as for you miss Chang, I feel I owe you the biggest apology of all. You suffered unnecessarily and that is probably beyond any apology I can give.”

“You can't help it if your leader's taken to being a bit paranoid, and a bitch, and a psycho, and-”

“I think she means don't worry about it.” Kyub finished.

“Thank you. I hope I can do all I can to figure out who stole your original bodies.”

“So, your Nene huh? You've changed a bit from what I remember.” Kyub said.

“Changed?” The red head asked.

"It's a long story Kyub, but meanwhile, you mind getting off the floor and into some clothes?"

"Clothes? what are you..." Looking down she noticed a toned and bountiful body, devoid of all clothing. “Just give me a second to take all of this in.”

“Take all of the time you need Kyub.”

Getting up the blue haired woman modestly covered her body with her hands. Modesty was replaced however, when a quick glance at the room didn't reveal her other friends.

“Where are Chim and Hawk? Did they get body transferred as well?” She asked concerned.

“About that well... You see-” Kiai held up a hand to interrupt. Taking out a towel she handed it to the younger woman. Motioning for Nene to open the door she took in a deep breath.

“Come on in LADIES!”

“Ladies?”


So yeah, I thought this was getting a little too serious. Time for a change I guess. Flame as necessary.

[Chimasterwang]

Nice chapter got the bit of guru type stuff in there
Quickly switched story again =P =D
Whats going to happen next though, ill just wait for the next chapter
Thanks Kim ^_^ XD

[kyubichan]

@___@

Kyubi ish awed by her character's awesomeness...

Nice work Miss Kim!

...and... LADIES!

ROFL

[Black Howling]

lol cool, keep it up kim ;3

[Blue Confusion]

Great new chapter! The translater was a nice touch XD

[Chimasterwang]

So we ladies now, according to Kim i still look the same XD
Oh and people if you search "Futa Chim" on google the first 2 results are from the C3F XD

[Kiai]

Thanks everybody, I really appreciate your feedback. I keep saying I'm going to add characters, and eventually I will. Next Chappy: Emptinessoscity

[liqrdrms]

interesting story.....me like........hmmmm.......although the man faye thing sounds a little too scary for my tastes

[Hawkeye]

Thanks Lynk I just forgot about the five cross-dressing Cosplayer who all did Sailor Moon. Now you reminded me...... I going to hunt you down, Tie you to a chair, tape your eye lids open and force you to stare at these overweight and large men in sailor scout uniforms.........


-Goes back to reading Kiai work-

Comes back...... -Mouth open......

Kiai did I ever show the S.I. fan-fiction that Skysaber and me worked on or it pure chance you came up with your self?

[kyubichan]

*walks in on Hawk and Lynk's posts*

GOOD GOD! MY EYES! THEY BLEED!

*notices Man-Faye*

THEY BLEED MORE!!! GAAAAH!

[Hawkeye]

-Blind folded Hawk tries to type-

Lynk will payt don'y tou worrry jubi-chabn.....

You know I should have really saw that comming, Kiai your so twisted, but in a good way because I feel you have something good being written here. You here by have my permission to use my ~Character in anyway you see fit~ (Except being used as a Lingerie Model by Sylia) Use Chim for that......

[Kiai]

In response to forum post number: 171.

Just what are you implying Hawk? That I plagiarized? Well rest assured that all ideas I come up with are all my own, and if they aren't then I give full credit somewhere along the line. Even in previous sig pics I've drawn with a reference and written it into the sig (not the last three though).

[Hawkeye]

Plagiarism? Hell no Kiai.... I just found it a surpise that someone else came up with a simular idea for a fan-fiction that I'm trying to restart, hell Plagiarism mean down right copying of work and passing it off as there own, and nothing like that happened so I got no issues with you using the same idea, heck it wasn't even mine to start with, it was Baron who came up with it.... Some times I wonder what went through his head

[Maverick]

*skips all posts*
so finally I read all the chapters and I have to say that I liked the fic so far, funny and wicked indeed. The only thing that bugs me is that I don't understand whats going on, no big deal really , I suppose is all intentional and part of the story but what the heck happened in that week lapse between ch6 and ch7 and who's the opposing faction the c3fers are up against?

also, *cough* that Spanish line in ch2 *cough*

[Kiai]

That's okay, there's suppose to be a gap in ch. 6 and 7. ITS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL. That'll be explained in another chapter. You have to understand that only about half of the material I come up with gets posted, mostly due to the fact that bandwidth really, really, like REALLY sucks here. I apologize for the lack of plot, but it'll come together, I promise.

[Lynk Former]

Posts about cosplay have been moved to this thread: http://forums.thecrisiscenter.net/showthread.php?t=1089

[Kiai]

Hey everybody!

Sorry about the lack of updates, but I've been EXTREMELY busy as of late, what with getting ready to move back to the states and all, along with some pretty hectic work ours. Here's a little thing I sketched up a couple minutes ago as practice, but I thought it would be kinda cute to share.



I think I'll start practicing my drawing more, this is the first thing I've doodled in nearly five months!

[Analog]

Not bad for just picking up the pencil after 5 months. Not bad at all. I'd give it a 7/10 on the Analog fanart scale. XD

So, back in the US again I see. Probably ready to leave Japan behind after all this time, eh?

[Chimasterwang]

Those bits on the legs could be the top of "Major" style stockings instead of holstery bits maybe =P
Going back to US eh, maybe no more train gropes XD
Analog hoping to find Kim for some fun?

[Maverick]

I can't see the pic for some reason, broken link?

edit:
I can see it now, nice.

[Chimasterwang]

" Last edited by Kiai : Today at 9:10 AM."

[Analog]

Those bits on the legs could be the top of "Major" style stockings instead of holstery bits maybe =P
Going back to US eh, maybe no more train gropes XD
Analog hoping to find Kim for some fun?

If by fun, you mean cutting the grass in my yard or doing my laundry, she's invited to come over and "have fun" anytime she wants. :P

(Then again, her sort of fun is probably more like what's in this fic. I think I'll have to pass. XP)

[Kiai]

Hey every body! been a long time, but I got bored and decided to write more. If your not familiar with this story, or any of its characters refer to the first page of this thread and read on from there. Its a BGC 2034 era crossover fic. Flaming aloud, just make it constructive... Yay!



There was a bright light splitting the darkness ahead of her, the night seemingly gone in her eyes. She lifted up a small arm to shade herself from it to no avail. The light kept getting brighter and brighter until it seemed to consume everything. It wasn't until she heard the blaring horn that she noticed her fatal mistake. The driver in the moving van bore down on her at full speed, his foot moving to the brake as her small head made contact with the behemoth, and her soul was removed from her body.



Kink Volume 2 Chapter 1: Cerebral Implosion, Or, The "DUH..." Effect



The small glint of rising sun is able to cast a shallow ray of light on the kitchen table, the two bodies seated on either side calmly enjoying a spartan breakfast. A beautiful raven haired woman wearing an ensemble picked only from Sylia's shop poured each of them a small mug of tea. She bowed revealing a fair bit of cleavage which she soon covered up with a blush and made her leave. Both sipped their tea as they stared over their cups at each other. The air was tense, there was no doubting that, however one could be fooled almost completely by their strangely neutral gazes.

"Seems that one is adjusting accordingly." Sylia said in a completely neutral tone.

"He, er... She rather, has always had a knack for it I guess."

Kiai's long hot pink hair and bright red eyes were a sharp contrast to Sylia's own features, which on their own seemed to still portray a visage of sophistication. She was intimidating the cat girl thought, she was so quiet and reserved yet the air around her burned with a fiery passion.

"How are the other two doing?"

Kiai was interrupted from her thoughts by the blue haired woman. Gathering her wits she cleared her throat.

"The two newest "ladies" seem to be adjusting the easiest to their new bodies," an image of Hawk playing with her new breasts fluttering through her brain "but my oldest is still suffering a little pit from the conversion trauma."

"Code name Kyubichan correct?"

"Yes."

*sip*

"Thats a bit unfortunate I suppose. However, conversion sickness should not be over looked; I'll have Nene run a full diagnostic on the brain."

"The?"

"Pardon?" Sylia looked up from her mug.

"You said "the" brain. Last time I checked it was still attached to my friends spinal cord."

There was a deafening silence as Sylia's neutral expression flickered to that of remorse and frustration and back to neutrality in a split second. Finally she sighed and pushed out her chair, taking her empty mug to the sink. With her back turned to her feline guest she started scrubbing. Kiai stood up and did the same, taking a spot next to her host. They both sat there scrubbing mindlessy for a few moments, obviously overcome by the awkward atmosphere. It's best if I change the subject then, Sylia thought.

"I see now that your also adjusting quite well to your new body."

"Having two whole arms means a lot to me these days."

Sylia's eyes went wide in shameful regret for a split second, almost unreadability fast. She masked it expertly with with a fake cough and turn of the head.

"There are certain things I do as a leader that is meant to protect those I work with. I don't have the time to make decisions based on how human a boomer can appear. I may appear cold and heartless for what I did to you, but I truly do care about those I work with."

"Then you understand me more then you know." Kiai let out a soft sigh.

"Miss Chang I-"

"Apology accepted."

A flash of surprise whipped across Sylias face in such a way that she had no way to cover it up. Instead she silently finished the dishes.

Turning off the water, they both exchanged thoughtful glances. A few minutes later and they were off to the briefing room.

[Meanwhile]

The briefing room was quiet enough to hear a pin drop, three armor clad K's on one side and three beautiful looking women on the other.

"Psst! Hey, Chim, how was she when ya were in the kitchen with them?" Hawk asked worried.

"She was alright, maybe a little tense but alright." The raven haired woman answered back.

The door opened slowly revealing the two calm and composed leaders, each eying their own team.

"You all might as well sit down, this is going to take a while to work out." Sylia lightly commanded.



... hours later ...




"What the fuck do you mean you've come to an agreement?" Chim screamed.

Her voiced made those present in the saber lounge wince, even the blue hard suited female standing up in the corner. The cat girl stood up and gave her retort.

"We've come this far why stop now?"

"But she shot your arm off!" Chim screamed.

"AND WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE I SHOULD HAVE DONE TO A ROGUE BOOMER?!" It was Chim's turn to wince as Sylia interrupted. "My job as far as you know is to suppress the threat of rogue boomers in and around the general population of Megatokyo. Your leader knows that I have neither the time or resources to deal in any other way other then indiscriminately. I've lost several teammates to complacency and the left here in this room could have been killed if I had left them with what I thought was another rogue boomer. I removed an arm during a very fast and acute interrogation, something I'm not proud to do, but I will do it to receive the results I need." She took a deep breath and continued on. "I'll be damned if I even for one second let my guard down to another of Genom's murderous creations." She let her eyes drift to the hard suit in the corner, and then with the faintest of head knods motioned for it to come closer.

"What did ya mean by two? Ah see three there." Hawks new female voice interrupted.

"Allow me to explain."

Nene and Linna stood, their visors lifting to reveal faces filled with deep pain regret. Sylia gave the four sitting the same look as she laid a hand to rest on the shoulder of the hard suit now beside her.

"This is the result of our... Of my complacency." She stepped to the side slightly. "Activate general maintenance routine."

The familiar pop and hiss of hard suit locks filled the air in the lounge, the chest armor flipping up and out of the way. There was a slight pause as the armor folded down revealing-

"NOTHING?" The four echoed together.

"That is correct. Nothing."

"#User Priss ceased to function one year four days twenty three hours and 14 minutes ago, it is this event which triggered an analogue memory dump into this suites hardware memory core.#"

The room was silent again as the the awestruck four took a moment to process that.

"So wait... What?" Chim asked bewildered.

"#To Put it simply, I am the result of a direct memory fusion between user Priss and the hardware memory of this hard suit, therefore I am neither the product of each, a separate and new intelligence."

Kyubichan sat lost within an expression of complete horror.

"The dream..." Her eyes shot back and forth between Kiai and the blue hulk.

"It wasn't you in the dream..." She pointed to Kiai with a shakey finger. "It was her! IT WAS PRISS! OH MY GOD!" Kyub stood up with horror practically melded into her features permanently. She looked at Kiai and then at the hard suit. "She was tortured by a rogue boomer for the Knightsabers information..."

"HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN THAT!?" Linna spoke up suddenly. "As far as I know, me Nene, and Sylia were the only ones who saw what that sick fuck did to her, WHAT THAT SICK DISGUSTING FUCK DID TO HER!"

The green hardsuit inched slowly toward Kyub with the sole intent of wrestling the rest of the information out of her, but not before Kiai rose off the couch and stepped in between Kyubichan and Linna. She gave Sylia an impossibly small head nod which made the Saber leader do the same.

"Nene please tell me you deleted all of the security tapes? Tell me its not whipping its way around some secret Genom server somewhere letting some prick get his balls off!" Linna had tears in her eyes now.

"Theres no way that any of that information exists, but you have to know In order to facilitate conversion from the old g android models to the advanced Bu, and Butt-33s wet ware models I had to improvise. I didn't have the entire lab at my disposal like back at the doll, so I was forced to run the old and new protocols through the most advanced computer hardware we had."

"The hard suit?"

"Yes miss Chang, the hard suit. This process may have corrupted a few of the necessary archive protocols, in this case some of the wet ware memory core processes."

"Ya ran yer programs through that machine over there? Then the nightmares Crazy's been having..."

"Are all results of the conversion Miss... er... "Hawk"."

"#Contrary to popular belief I do not like to refer to myself as a simple "machine".#"

The room shot surprised glances back at the open hard suit.

"#I believe user Nene referenced this unit as "Blue" during a round of maintenance.#"

"The machine named itself? Yer outa yer head if yeh expect me ta believe that." Hawk scoffed.

"#Is it seriously such a hard concept to grasp, especially when you yourself are more then 90 percent machine?#"

"Touche" She-Hawk replied.

"#I am the amalgamation of the calculating brain of the hardsuit and the vash wit of my, and I say this in the loosest meaning of the word, 'mother' Priss Asagiri. My existence is a scientific inconsistency, a deep confusion of information.#"

"Blue Confusion."

"#Correct#"

"Ever thought of moving you memory core into one of these bodies?" Kiai interrupted.

The room fell silent and the two armor clad humans and single hard suit turned and looked at their leader.

"I had seriously never considered it..." Sylia said dumbfounded. "I knew it was an intelligence of considerable merit, but for some reason I never gave it much thought."

"I don't think any of us gave it thought" Nene said with deep guilt. "To be honest, this is the most Blue has said to anyone since we found out she was sentient."

The hard suit beeped loudly and closed itself up, returning to its former towering height.

"Nice to meet you Blue" Kiai stuck out a hand which the hard suit took graciously.

Kyubichan moved off to the side to avoid it, the horrible nightmare had been burned into the back of her brain, and it wasn't going anywhere for a while. Blue may have been harmless, but nightmare blue definitely wasn't.

"#I believe Miss Asagiri would have commented on your shortcoming in this matter as, "Half-Assed?" Miss Sylia.#"

The hard suit did an about face and marched out of the room, a small trace of excitement in her step.

[Geass]

Weeee! new post!

Kiai I keep missing you on IM! I'm either elsewhere or look at the message too late.

A good read is always entertaining to see the introduction of each new dramatis personae of our C3F memebers.

[Kiai]

Thanks Geass, I appreciate it. Oh and don't worry, I'll get my evil claws on you eventually, but only when your least expecting it. Better tape up your butt hole!

MUAHAHAHA! LET THE RAPING AND PILLAGING AND RAPING BEGIN AGAIN!

[Lynk Former]

...and let's not forget the raping *nods*

[Kiai]

Awe yes the raping, I force all who enter this thread to submit to my massive woman cock. SUBMIT THINE CONCUBINES! SUBMIT! AHH YES, THIS SHALL BE THE MARKED RETURN OF THE BONDAGE QUEEN... IN ALL CAPS!

For those of you just joining, there's a new Kink chappy about three or four posts above thats new too.

I'M FUCKIN BACK BITCHES!

[Analog]

Very entertaining Mistress Kim, very entertaining indeed. My only suggestions of improvement would be to help the readers understand who's talking (sometimes it can be a little difficult to pick out with so many people, hardsuits, cat people, she-he's, plant life, etc., etc., etc... in the room).

Also, more Chocolate and Peanut butter. Yes, much more chocolate and peanut butter. 'Cause that just makes everything better.

[Chimasterwang]

Lol so i get used to being a woman quite easily eh?
Nice new chapter Kim and =P your writing more stuff and back XP
TEA! ;p

[Kiai]

You'll always be my favorite ladyboy chim, no matter what. Oh and I'm fixing the grammar and stuff Analog, so stick around.

ps... FINISH AFA!

[Analog]

ps... FINISH AFA!

Hehe, my New Years resolution... for the third year running XP

[Geass]

Awe yes the raping, I force all who enter this thread to submit to my massive woman cock. SUBMIT THINE CONCUBINES! SUBMIT! AHH YES, THIS SHALL BE THE MARKED RETURN OF THE BONDAGE QUEEN... IN ALL CAPS!

For those of you just joining, there's a new Kink chappy about three or four posts above thats new too.

I'M FUCKIN BACK BITCHES!

I feel tickled.