27 July 2006, 4:01 AM
'Oh no, he's looking at me... It's that funny guy from downstairs in marketing! Where are his eyes going... Oh god he's looking at it! I can't help that it's so big and noticeable, that's just how it turned out. Oh god he's coming over, maybe he's going to touch it... Quick, pretend to put on a tie and distract him! No, damnit it's not working. He's coming, he's coming! Oh god, oh god, oh god! It feels like all the blood in my body is running straight there!'
"Nice bandaid dude, but your fly is open and your flashing the secretary out front."
"Nice bandaid dude, but your fly is open and your flashing the secretary out front."