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The Anime Crisis Center > The Anime Crisis Center Community Forums > Community Forums > Fan Art & Fiction v

CHAIN FICTION!


CHAIN FICTION!
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Priss looked at Kiai and walks up to her. Kiai gives a faint squeal to her favorite rock star walking up to her.
"Can you sign my autograph book, please?", Kiai gasped. Priss rolls up her eyes and looked at the young girl.
"Yeah, I'd sign it.", Priss replied, "But remember, I'm not type that likes meet to fans all the time and I prefer to have a private life and I'm not that type of special person that made big time. It takes alot of persistance, a little talent, and alot of street smarts for music business." Then she gets out her pen and takes the autograph book and sign it.
"Thank you, thank you!!!', Kiai answered.
"Okay, now I got to get back to the stage and do my last song for the live album.", Priss responded. With she walked back to the stage. As she walked, she rememberd the day of her split up with the Replicants and her first attempt to go solo alone. She wasn't happy when her first agent told her what was her contract conditions were and she didn't like that sickening, cute dress that they want her to wear. So she fired her agent and went looking for another agent. But it looked bad for her because no one wanted to work with her due to her anti-corporate stance with Genom and other corporations. Then she bumped into a mysterious young Canadian Caucasian woman named Montana in a shopping mall in the afternoon. Montana listen to Priss' current circumstances and told Priss that she will be her agent and showed her a business card stating her entertainment media agent occupation. The weird thing about Montana is that she was dressed to the nines with fashionable clothings dated from the late 1930s or 1940s with that type of makeup and hair style, too. The other thing that Priss sensed about Montana was that she gives these strange vibes but not to give Priss any sense of hostility or danger to prevent her to not accept Montana's offer. After that things turn to her way, she was able to get a suitable record contract with one newest and hottest music record company in the world, but she form a new band to complete the contract terms. So Priss remembered another old friend that her departed boyfriend had hang around with. A guy named Maxon who was a drummer with another band. So she went around for him and was able to find at his home. She and he talked about old times and her boyfriend and her current life. Then she asked Maxon if he can join her into forming a new band for a bonafide recording session. Maxon agreed stating that he was looking for new music gig since his split from his current band due creative differences. So Priss and Maxon started looking new band members and meet up with two new musicians named Jaid and Fox. These two guys were starting out and looking gigs that would promise them fame and found with Priss. So the guys talked about a band name and Priss remembered her time with her boyfriend and name that he want to use from a restaurant that they usually dined in. So she stated to guys that name 'Sekiria' to be the band's name. They like it and recorded the ir first gold album(which consisted of her old songs from her Replicants days). She abandoned the trademark blonde wig and chose the natural look for her new band.
"Hey, Priss, ready for last song?", Jaid inquired as she made it to the backstage. Priss nodded and grabbed her synthesisizer guitar.
"Well, let's meet the crowd."
"Let's rock as Sekiria.", Maxon exclaimed.
Then they walked out to the stage to cheering crowd. Priss turns to the recording technicians and signaled them to start their equipment. Then she spoke into her mike.
"Time for our last song here."
Aww No!!!
"That's the wrong response, we all need our beauty sleep here. So gimme a good arousal cheering for this important occasion."
Yea!!! We love you, Priss!!
"Good!!! This last number is out of the usual stuff but it's my take on black humor about romance and is called Ugly Bitch Love. Okay, on 1, 2, 3!"

I see you comin' down the street with flowers in your hand,
Then you walk up and tell me of your love for me,
But you shouldn't tell me this because I don't anyone and wanna be left alone,
So I put my face to yours and did this,

(Chorus)

I'd head butt on your forehead and stomps my heel on your foot,
Then kneel you in your @#@$%^ groin and slug you in your @#$%^& breadbasket,
After I break your kneecaps, then I say to you,
If you want my love, !@#$%^&* bastard, then have my ugly bitch love !!!


Two weeks later, I listening to my favourite tunes on my CD player and feeling mellow,
Then I hear my doorbell ringing, so I answered the door and find you kneeling with candy and a kitten in your hands,
You started profess your undying love and unending faithfulness to me,
But you made a mistake in visiting me because I'm no mood for a lifelong partner and rather have sex with strangers,
So I grab your shirt lapels, in order to put my face to yours and did this,

( Repeat Chorus)

One month later, I was riding my Harley hog on a bright summer day and catching the sights,
Then I spot you in the middle professing your love to me and that you can't stop obsessing about me,
But you never listened or remember what happened in the past and I don't want you, ever,
So I ran you over with my hog and stop and pick you up by your neck to have face in yours and did this,

( Repeat Chorus)

After the song was finished, Priss went to find Nene and Kiai.
"You're just wonderful, Priss.", Nene responded.
"Yeah, Awesome!", Kiai added. Then the next set of events began.

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