[Hawkeye]

Okay I'm going to take alot of heat for this... But I've decided to write a most f**ked up piece of lemon that makes Overstreet look like a clean living person. The majority of the story is a Pokegirl fic... and I'm thinking of adding the Sabres as Pokegirls but which ones to uses .... It hard to know which one to choses...

Ideas people?

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[Analog]

Hawkeye, its stories like this that really make me worried to let my kids out on the internet

[Lynk Former]

It's also apparant that maybe Hawkeye should actually go out and get some real girls rather than creating fictional ones with statistics, etc

LOL sorry I just had to say something like that after actually reading through that.

[Kiai]

Jesus... What the hell's wrong with you? YOUR REALLY FUCKING GONNA DO IT AREN'T YOU? YOU ARE!

Don't do it please... Please! No more! Pokemon... POKEMON HAS RAPED MY BRAIN! Animorphic furry chicks... Animorphic furry guys?

[Lynk Former]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Kiai]

ARGHHH! NO! *bangs head against wall* This is all I need... All I really fucking need.

[Hawkeye]

ARGHHH! NO! *bangs head against wall* This is all I need... All I really fucking need.

Okay Kiai Say this with me.... DYH! DYH!

LOL that the type of responce I was looking for as I decided to write this Smut!

Okay on the choice of chosing the respected Pokegirl choice for each Knight Sabre.

Priss is kinder easy... Diva, the singer pokegirl, but there are several other possibilitys for her as she very moody in my view sometimes.

Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon (Crimson League)(Unknown all others)
Diet: Human diet
Role: Morale Boosters
Libido: Average
Strong Vs.: Ditto, Fighting, Water
Weak Vs.: Ghost, Poison, Rock
Attacks: Sing, Dance, Butt Wiggle, Cheer
Enhancements: Lung capacity
Evolves: None
Evolves from: Ingenue
Divas are allowed worldwide, but are the hardest to control when they've begun singing. Most Divas won't stop singing unless winded, forcefully muted (by magic, psionics or various physical methods) or their song ends. However, Divas are notorious for being able to sing a single song for hours on end.
Some tamers who use them usually have thick soundproof suits made to allow them to ignore the Diva's songs, as the vibrational wave can quite literally get into one's bones and force one to dance to the Diva's will.
Most simply plug the hole with something. As Divas have excellent oral muscles, there are plenty of tamers who enjoy their oral skills being used for things other than singing. Others take advantage of the stimulus caused by the Divas singing to excite pokegirls that would otherwise have low libidos.
It should be noted that not all Divas can sing properly. There are some with the misfortune of being tone-deaf or having weak lungs.

Nene.... Himmmm I come across Damsel, the constantly distressed pokegirl which in a sense fits her to a tee.

Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Psychic
Frequency: Uncommon (Crimson League)
Diet: Human diet
Role: Sexual exploration, ego stroking
Libido: Average
Strong Vs.: None
Weak Vs.: All
Attacks: None
Enhancements: Endurance x4, tough skin
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Ingenue
Some say the Damsel was made to insult women, some say it was to fill time/a sense of need, others say it was just a fluke. In any case, the Damsel is a pokegirl that gets stressed out easily. She also emits a pheromone that makes any attackers want to catch/attack her first.
She has almost undamageable flesh and she can take damage that might otherwise maim, kill or obliterate other pokegirls. Unfortunately, she's completely inept at attacking and bends to any will stronger than her own, despite the fact that it was scientifically proven that they don't have a sense of pain, only pleasure.
However, despite how one might perceive her as useless, she does have some potential use. Some tamers simply like saving their Damsels, some tie them up and use them to lure other pokegirls out, while a few use them as training targets for weaker pokegirls. As they are immune to most attacks, pounding on them can be excellent workouts. They can also be used to keep Domina and their evolved stages constantly distracted.

Linna This is a tricky one to pick...TIGRESS, the fighting feline pokegirl

TYPE: Anthropomorph (tiger) Humanoid, some instances of Near or Very Near Human
ELEMENT: Fighting
FREQUENCY: Uncommon
DIET: meat, milk, human style foods.
ROLE: Occupations where combat is necessary. Often found as the pokegirl partner to some police.
LIBIDO: Normal, Hetero
STRONG VS: Normal, Rock, Plant
WEAK VS: Steel, Dark, Psychic
ATTACKS: Bite, Scratch, Slash, Pummel
EVOLVES: None
ENHANCEMENTS: Feline anthropomorph. Functional claws, nightvision, enhanced senses of smell and hearing, enhanced agility. Enhanced strength (x5) and recovery time.
Tigress are often sought by Tamers for their passionate nature. The phrase "Tigress in bed" is meant to indicate a nearly insatiable appetite and wild manner. They are also very passionate about anything else in their life, particularly battle.

Now Sylia is the one I'm having trouble with in selecting which one is best discribing her.... any ideas?

[Lynk Former]

I'm sure the ladies are thrilled to know that they're classed like this

[Hawkeye]

Hey don't blame me, I'm just going with the flow here....

[Lynk Former]

The flow of what?

[Hawkeye]

The wave of writers writing this stuff.... XP

[Lynk Former]

Well then, hey Mr. Dandy, hey Mr. Joy...

[Hawkeye]

I'm doing a crossover with the TV show Dark Angel and a bit of a gag ref to a character from the film The Fly Xp.... Just thought I'll uses the Knight Sabres for fun......

[Kiai]

The wave of writers writing this stuff.... XP

There are other deranged people writing this stuff? Someone help them!

[Lynk Former]

Yeah, as opposed to looking at guro

[Briareos]

There are other deranged people writing this stuff? Someone help them!

Well I not going to check that link, but this has been around at least a few years back. I think Metroanime was the first to actually make fics with it, although the concept had apparently been bounced around and hammered out on some adventure forum thingy, I don't remember the name of. What can I say? I'm subscribed to the FFML and there was a discussion on the subject a while back when someone reviewed Metroanime's pokegirl fic.

[FirestarterCL]

Knighthawk wants to become an infamous evil fanfic writer... Awwwww, how cute.

Soon, you'll be visited by three ghosts... the ghosts of Fanfiction past, present, and future. They'll try to convince you to change your ways by showing you how you once were, the path you're currently going down, and the chaos your story will inevitably cause...

It'll be fun, just go along with it.

[Hawkeye]

Hey That's a brilliant idea for another story I'm planing, himm... a S.I. with a christmas Carol theme to it......

Firestarter Your a Genius!

[Briareos]

The wave of writers writing this stuff.... XP

Wait, what do you mean wave?


Deploy the Headcrab Legions, immediately!

*Hundreds of headcrabs crawl out of every air duct, hole, and other hiding places before doning camo spectra covers with HL initialed on them and crawling into little headcrab dropships.*

[Maverick]

YEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*smash all headcrabs on sight*

[Lynk Former]

You know you all love your furry action.

[cromanose]

Hi

Does anyone know where i can find any good pokegirl stories

[Analog]

o_O'

Errr, ff.net maybe?