No no! The brown is supposed to be ON the NOSE, not the CHEEK!
"Dude, are you going to that Duran Duran concert tonight?"
You've read it! You can't unread it!
Well kiss my gits this that a love bite I see?
I am a Member, Not a Number!!!
The thoughts of the silent co-worker:
"Job to job, I can't seem to get away from these damn office dullards!"
You know I'm Wong's and MacNicol's love child.
Don't you say?!
Well one time at band camp...
'Oh no, he's looking at me... It's that funny guy from downstairs in marketing! Where are his eyes going... Oh god he's looking at it! I can't help that it's so big and noticeable, that's just how it turned out. Oh god he's coming over, maybe he's going to touch it... Quick, pretend to put on a tie and distract him! No, damnit it's not working. He's coming, he's coming! Oh god, oh god, oh god! It feels like all the blood in my body is running straight there!'
"Nice bandaid dude, but your fly is open and your flashing the secretary out front."