[Lynk Former]

Chim you & me NOW!

Are you and Chim getting ready for some boy on boy action or somethin?

[Kiai]

*makes notes* rawr!

You asked for it hawk... prepare to be pwned H@/2|)(0/23

[Lynk Former]

We make a good team, Kim.

[Kiai]

No I'm being serious, Hawk's getting written into some bad stuff.

[Analog]

Evil fun, Kim. Evil fun

[Kiai]

Yes, and oh by the way, the Knight Seavers will pay a visit, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

... HA

[Hawkeye]

-Grab Sefton G-36 assualt rifle and Desert Eagle and dons his Battle Uniform-

Lynk.... You know that that means war don't you......

[Lord Enigma]

Ooh... Ooh... An update!!!

This series is slowly becoming more and more depraved... Which is cool... Your portrayal of kyubi is absolutely breathtaking... I want more!!!

[Kiai]

It'll make sense in a couple more posts, trust me. LE, you'll be in one too.

[Hawkeye]

-Sound of Door being Smashed down with an Axe-

"He're Jonny!"

Sees Gabe pissing in his pants

'frak Wrong door again'

[Chimasterwang]

Heh great story made me smily and laugh XD
I dont want sex with Hawk >_<
Btw, WOO go Kim for making fun stories =P
Hawk do i always own you XD

[kyubichan]

>.> Seeee why I'm so scawed of Hawk?

*hides behind Lynk*

Oh, and great work Miss Kim!!!! ^^

[Lord Enigma]

It'll make sense in a couple more posts, trust me. LE, you'll be in one too.

I don't know if I should be happy or sad... Or should I be honored?

I could get the chills just thinking about it... Oh well... Good luck then!!!

[GabeXorn]

-Sound of Door being Smashed down with an Axe-

"He're Jonny!"

Sees Gabe pissing in his pants

'frak Wrong door again'

Why am I pissing my pants at myself?

[kyubichan]

Gabe... probably 'coz Hawk looked funneh.

[Lynk Former]

...

Anyway my New Years Resolution is too be a Pain in Lynk ass.... Not much I have to do there.

You're kidding me right? The most you do is make yourself look like an ass while I laugh at you XD

XD

[Black Howling]

woo hoo more writting stuff i swear you kiai you scare me sometimes XD

[Kiai]

@ Black: Well at least you know I'm not copying anybody... LOL

@ Hawk: Better watch it, the keeper of the net could reach into your non physical body and steal your soul whenever he wants. How would you like to live as a voiceless sex doll? (female sex doll)

@ Kyub: Thanks hon.

[Hawkeye]

Why am I pissing my pants at myself?

Because I'm the one smashing down the door... and scare the shit out of you...

[Chimasterwang]

I made a compilation of Kims Fic =P
I done some spell checks and stuff but not to everything because quite alot is ment to be how it is XD
C3F Fiction: Kink
Originaly i posted this in the wrong place XD

[Kiai]

i luvs yous vorever vudsy!

[Kiai]

Wow so the long put off 5th... weirdness eh? So Cool! Meh beh even, crazy cool? Again, thanks for sticking with me on this!

Sorry about the double post, mods do what you have to. I couldn't find anyone to post up here.


Kink Ch.5: So Wait... What?



"So what the hell was the point of coming here again?" The young man screamed out.

"Chill, It's all in mom's plan." The blue haired one said.

"Mom's plan? You make it sound like your related to that crazy person!"

"Not by blood." She giggled.

"Wait... what?"

"The cuteness is right Chim" Kiai interrupted. She was standing in the doorway to the bedroom, an evil grin wrought across her face. "There is a greater motive here, and I'd love to tell you about it, but I don't quite have the time." She exaggerated it all, then peaked down at the spot where a watch would be, if she had one.

"The hell you don't! I'm not going anywhere until you tell me WHAT... THE... FUCK... this is all about."

Her ears perked up a bit on each of the words he shouted on, and something told her to take him seriously this time. Slamming the door shut behind her she swept the room quickly for bugs, then took a seat on the bed in the middle of the pr0n room.

"You sure your ready to hear this?" She asked, her tone completely serious.

"Absolutely."

"Alright then. Kyub, can you do me a favor and throw me my bag?"

"Yeah, here it is"

The cat girl rummaged through it for a second before coming to a set of tools rolled into a neat carrying case. Taking out an alan wrench, she placed it in a socket just behind her ears. With a sickeningly wet crunch she brought her hand back down, a small cable in

hand.

"That wasn't the least bit weird..." Sarcasm wetting his comment.

"Oh you haven't seen anything yet sweety."

"Mom's right, ask to see where her "inputs" are next time, hee hee."

"Quiet you!" She chuckled.

"Just, well, if you didn't know already, I don't have anywhere to put that interfacing cable..." His tone was low and full of fear. She was starting to get to him.

"Oh you don't eh?"

"No, I don't"

"Kyub, hold him down."

"Wait... what?"

"Yes ma'am!"

Kyubichan did as she was told, a grin etched across her face as she clamped down hard on his arms with her nails.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"This is the quickest way to explain everything, since it seems your "enlightenment" didn't go as well as I'd hoped it would."

"I'm not like you though, I'M FUCKING NOT LIKE YOU! STOP IT!"

"Kyub, turn him over please."

He was rolled over onto his stomach, his face buried in the pillows of the bed.

"You might feel a small pinch and some pressure, but its all normal."

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!?"

"Just relax okay? This'll only take a second."

Jumping up on the bed and sitting on his back she took out the tools again. Bringing out something that looked like a scalpel she laid it down next to his, his eyes growing as big as saucers. The scalpel, then the forceps, then the drill, then...

"Hey, uh, he blacked out again mom."

"Damnit... All I needed was the damn next size wrench. Too bad it was under all that other crap that I laid out next to his face."

"You can still do it right?" The blue haired girl asked with a look of concern on her face.

"I don't know, its gonna be tricky if I try and dive now, but we won't have enough time if we wait."

"I'll be your barrier in case he decides to go bent." Kyubichan took the alan wrench from the pouch and unfastened the skin panel on her neck with the same sickening crunch.

Pulling out a great deal of neural cable, she connected herself to Kiai and then, after undoing the same skin panel, connected herself to Chim. She was now Kiai's only means of defense.

"Ready?"

"As ready as I'll ever "

"WHAT IN BLOODY HELL ARE YOU FUCKIN DOIN IN ME HOUSE YOU, YOU... two hot chicks..."

The two women looked at each other in surprise and then back at the man with the innumerable amount of tranquilizer darts sticking from his body.

"There's no fucking way... " The cat girl said in pure amazement.

"Ditto..." Said the blue haired one.

"THERE ARE SERIOUSLY TWO HOT CHICKS IN MY HOUSE... IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! In military gear, connected to each other with a wire plugged into the back of their heads...

THANK YOU GOD, YOU LISTENED TO EVERYTHING I HAD TO SAY!"

"What do we do about him?"

"Just leave him alone, he's probably too overcome with joy to do anything about us being here, I doubt he's harmful in any sense of the word."

"Then why'd you continually shoot him full of so much tranquilizer?"

"I was having too much fun."

Kyub shuddered at the words. Her mentor could be incredibly chilling at times.

"Alright Kyubi I'm ready, are you?"

"Ready as I'll ever be."

"All right then, let's do this." The catgirl repositioned herself on the floor on her side. It was best to dive this way she thought, sometimes the process can cause sudden nausea and sickness. It would suck to die by choking on your own vomit.

"Green in three, two, one, red zone entered. Have fun Mah, be careful."

"Just keep me safe hon I trust you." With that her eyes went dim and her body went limp, she was dead to the world now which, by all accounts looked pretty close to the real thing.

Hawk watched, mouth agape, still clad in his pyjamas. Was this really happening? Did he really have two of the hottest girls he'd ever seen kneeling over another hot girl in his bed, ready to go? IT WAS A MIRACLE! He noticed how two of the girls looked utterly comatose, while the other was shifting between a sleepy-headed, half awake look.

Mustering up all of his courage he began a series of win/lose scenarios in his head. If he thought of this like his air soft games he'd be able to strategically win over all of those h0t ch1x.

"Um, uh, excuse me, um, Miss?" He muttered shakily in his thick English tongue.

"Shut ... uhhhp... u... ih... d... ot....." Kyubichan sleepily replied.

Hawk advanced until he was right next to her. She was sitting cross legged in a meditative position, It was like she was sleep walking only without the walking part. She was still semi-conscious, this made evident by the darting motion of her eyes and the gentle swaying of her body.

"What's all this mess about then?" He said to no one in particular. Rubbing his face and stretching he looked at the the three women bunched in a pile on the bed he had just awoke in a half hour earlier. Looking at the clock he shuddered, it was 3 in the morning.

"Who are you lot? G'all, somethin tells me this ain't gonna be borin the next couple a days...





Yeah, so it's been like... forever? Thought I'd at least try and update this shite. A recent convo with Analog kinda motivated me a little bit to start working on this weird little adventure again.

Next Chapter: Kink Ch.5: Brain Drain

[kyubichan]

...Hawk watched, mouth agape, still clad in his pyjamas. Was this really happening? Did he really have two of the hottest girls he'd ever seen kneeling over another hot girl in his bed, ready to go? IT WAS A MIRACLE! He noticed how two of the girls looked utterly comatose, while the other was shifting between a sleepy-headed, half awake look.

Mustering up all of his courage he began a series of win/lose scenarios in his head. If he thought of this like his air soft games he'd be able to strategically win over all of those h0t ch1x.

"Um, uh, excuse me, um, Miss?" He muttered shakily in his thick English tongue.

"Shut ... uhhhp... u... ih... d... ot....." Kyubichan sleepily replied.

Winner

[Chimasterwang]

Hawk thinks im a girl in it? XD

[Kiai]

The topic came up in another thread, I couldn't help but put it in there.

[Lynk Former]

I forgot already, where am I in this? *looks around*

[Kiai]

Your god.

[Lynk Former]

Awww... god never gets to have any fun though... it's all talk.

[Kiai]

don't worry, i've got plans for you

[Lynk Former]

Excellent.

[Hawkeye]

God I think I need a Stiff drink after reading that.....

[Analog]

Hehehehe, very well done Kiai! Practice makes 'perfect', so they say.

Or in this case, 'pain' for Chim and Hawk. XP

[Chimasterwang]

Have you read the other chapters Analog? XD
Pain? What you talking about =P

[Analog]

Trust me, I've read the other chapters too

[Kiai]

Thanks Analog, you really encouraged me to keep writing. While it may not be up to par, its still fun to read every now and then.

[Black Howling]

*feels like normal scared person* its certainlly funny ^^

[Hawkeye]

It ain't Over 'til it's Over.... Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -Insert Several Hours of Machnical Laughter here- Ha ha ha... Cough- Couggh- Water......

[Analog]

Thanks Analog, you really encouraged me to keep writing. While it may not be up to par, its still fun to read every now and then.

Your certainly welcome Kim. On a more serious note (yeah, I know serious doesn't belong in this thread :P), I'm glad I can give a little motivation back to the community that gave me mine. Many great BGC ff writers from years ago encouraged me to get started.

Don't worry about that 'par' stuff. Just write what you want to write and if you think it needs to be better then just work on your skills until its as good as you want it to be. It's all in good fun (although Hawk and Chim might have a slight disagreement with that assessment, but perhaps they actually like the torture and abuse. Some people tend that way, from what I hear )

[Xellos]

hahaaha nice i like this
i shall wait with baited breath for the next installment ^_^
*resumes hiding* <_<

[kyubichan]

Hey Mommy, put Xellos in your next chapter or something. Let's chop his head off... or something.