Humour

Caption Corner 5

Dr. Stingray: Sylia... it's all upto you now
Sylia: Aww come on Dad, it's always upto "someone" in animes. Why can't I just go play in the park or something...

By Lynk Former

Dr Stingray: Sylia, I have no choice to put mama's brains into you and continue my project.
Sylia: Would that make me as smart as mommy? COOL!!!!!

By OhIvlidget

Dr. Stingray: I'm sorry Sylia, but they cancelled Sailor Moon

By Majin

Dr. Stingray: Sylia I have something to tell you... you're adopted and I don't like you

By Lynk Former

Dr. Stingray: Green mist?... Sylia, have you farted again?

By wombat

Dr. Stingray: Sorry due to production costs, we have had to cease production on Bubblegum Crisis.

By Majin

Dr Stingray: Sylia, will you marry me? I don't want to remain as a widower.
Sylia: Is this even right, I haven't reached puberty, you know...

By OhIvlidget

Dr. Stingray: And when this radiation lifts, we will emerge as the new master race of the world. Well, right under my boomers...
Sylia: o.o

by Rebel Asia

Sylia: What's that red stuff coming out of kitties ears daddy?
Dr. Stingray: O.oThat's just sauce honey... just sauce
Sylia: Should I stab Mackie in the eyes with a screw driver?
Dr. Stingray: No Sylia... no sir-e bob O.O

By Lynk Former

Dr. Stingray: And therefore, you should never use powertools in my workstation again.
Sylia: God, dad! Have you ever heard of a breath mint?

By Fatal Paranoia

Sylia: Ohh gee Dad, did you have to? That really, really stinks.
Dr. Stringray: I thought that was you.

By Majin

Dr. Stingray: It's all up to you now, Sylia...
Sylia: What am I gonna do?
*Dr. Stingray grabs a football*
Dr. Stingray: GO LONG... I'M GONNA BOMB IT!

By OhIvlidget

Dr. Stingray: Now you see why the really call them greenhouse gases.

By Rebel Asia

Dr. Stingray: Sylia... I killed your mother
Sylia: *gasp!!*
Dr. Stingray: But don't worry! I'm going to create you a sister/daughter/clone for you and maybe even a brother/son/clone of you to make it all upto you!
Sylia: Dad... why do we have such a screwed up family?
Dr. Stingray: Why, why yes we do. OUr show has just been converted to a dysfunctional family sitcom in an attempt to boost ratings.
Sylia: Like I said, why does this family have to be so screwed up?
*Dr. Stingray runs off, singing showtunes*

By Lynk Former and Fatal Paranoia

Dr. Stingray: Sorry Sylia, but due to budget costs I have been forced to leave this show...
Sylia: That's terrible dad, where will you go?
Dr. Stingray: Well my agent told me if I shave off my mustace, I would be perfect for this new show that's about to made.
Sylia: What as?
Dr. Stingray: Well, you remember that show about a couple years ago, called I think Dragon ball or something similar. Well one of the characters needs a brother so I will be playing the brother. I think his name is Radditz.
Sylia: That sounds stupid.

By Majin

Sylia: No daddy im not lending you money i learnt my lesson last time

By Neverwinter

Sylia-chan: "But Daddy, I don't *want* you to call me that!"
Dr. Stingray: "Please honey, you don't want Daddy to be angry do you?"
Sylia-chan: *stomps feet* "I don't like that name!"
Dr. Stingray: "Have it your way then Sylia! If you don't want to be called Galatea, then I'll just have to *find* someone that will!"

By analogk37