Fan Fiction

Bubblegum Crisis War on IRC

Note: This is an actual mIRC32 log, recorded in the #q3mods and #qeradiant channels on irc.telefragged.com. This is not the original log as recorded by my computer, Nene2040's logs were used to fill in the gaps where I was not in the channel. Also this log has been cleaned up somewhat, however nothing important has been removed (honest!).

Session Start: Tue Jun 06 23:05:11 2000

*** Now talking in #q3mods
<beep> why must people be downloadin megumi hayshibara mp3's from me
<beep> 2.3k of 18k is actually a fairly large ammount
<beep> ah!
<beep> it just went up to 11.49k/sec
<W2k> :O
<beep> i don't get it though
<beep> no one likes megumi hayshibara besides me
<beep> and...well, alot of other people actually
<W2k> I prefer Akira Sudou myself
<beep> shame that she really isn't as good of a singer as kinoko ohmori
<beep> and wow did i spell that name wrong
<W2k> are you kidding me??? the 2040 music is way better than the 2032/33 ...
<beep> she is a worse singer
<beep> mind you
<W2k> possibly, but the music is better anyhoo
<beep> she is better than michie tommizawa(sp) or akiko hiramatsu
<W2k> agreed :) .. me wanna hear nene2040 sing 8^D
<beep> if ya like techno/rock techo/whatever it is
<beep> but since i don't
<beep> =)
<W2k> all we got on the collectors file was Linna singing Wfy ... badly
<Incudus> hey BEEP
<beep> beep!
<beep> thats me!
<beep> i still don't understand how you don't like route califiornia
<W2k> I don't?
<W2k> I wonder if I've even heard it
<beep> you said you didn't like it
<beep> its by linna2033
<beep> "don't forget cal i forn ia"
<W2k> ArGH ... I loathe linna20xx ...
<beep> including linna2040?
<beep> =)
<W2k> fancy DCC'ing it to me and I can have a listen ...
<beep> yea, i suppose
<W2k> arrigatou!
<Incudus> is it black music
<beep> i didn't even know black people live in japan
<beep> in any time other than 2032/2033
<beep> =)
<W2k> ahaaa
<W2k> oh well, them being there in 2032+ might be explained by worker immigration after kanyo ..
<beep> which it actually is =)
<Incudus> u guys are weird
<SkjutGlad> we weird??? no way :)
<W2k> I'm not wierd ... only a little
<beep> im not weird
<beep> im just
<W2k> damnit beep, if this dcc doesn't start goin faster than ,9 kbps I won't have time to let it finish!!!
<beep> its dcc
<beep> what do you expect?
*** Incudus has quit IRC (Leaving)
<W2k> the speed of a gryphon, and the effectiveness of Nene's smile (as a door opener)
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<beep> which nene?
<beep> =)
<beep> not that i have the slighest clue as to what you are talking about =)
<beep> as i said
<beep> which nene?
<W2k> the real Nene
<beep> oh yea, the 2033 griffion and the 2033 highway star are better than thier 2040 counterparts
<beep> ah =)
<W2k> beep: of course they are, ep8 of 2040 sucks ass... priss owns it .. we get to see Nene in her undies but that's it (DYW!)
<beep> then the question is...
<beep> which hair color?
<beep> and its funny
<beep> litterally no one else knows what we are talking about (i would guess not at least)
<W2k> that's good :)
<beep> most likely
<neo279> dum de dum
<beep> damnit boy
<beep> i said nod yer head
* neo279 nods
<beep> good
<W2k> wow .. mind control
<beep> behold, the power of beep
<beep> neo, http://www.q3center.com/bgc
<beep> check it out
* neo279 types "/kill beep", but cant be arsed pressing enter
<neo279> if i must
* W2k starts singing "Yes, Do It!" (c) AIC
<beep> mr. dandy is a better song
<neo279> damnit, u guys follow me around dont ya!
<beep> ...yes
<beep> now keep noding yer head

*** Now talking in #qeradiant
*** Topic is 'Q3Radiant 199 FAQ is up at http://www.qeradiant.com | <Gear> My penis is gray !'
*** Set by AzrKnight on Mon Jun 05 22:58:54
*** beep has joined #qeradiant
* W2k greets beep warmly
<beep> beep!
<beep> beep beep!
<beep> beep?
<W2k> lets move the bgc discussion here beep, much more people to annoy
<beep> beep beep!
<beep> hrmm
<beep> i got to stop talking in beeps
<W2k> morse code?
<beep> pika is far more enjoyable
<beep> pika?
<beep> pika!
<beep> so yea
<beep> back to the fact that her hair changes color with out warning
* W2k points arm cannon at yellow mouse ... BAM!
<W2k> the *eyes* change color, not the hair damnit!!
<beep> in the ova's her hair and eyes change color
<beep> "Pikachu Thundershock!"
<beep> oh wait...
<beep> you got them on realmedia
<beep> im sorry
<W2k> I choose you, Typhoon II!
<W2k> (splat)
<beep> bah
<W2k> actually, I have them on DVD!!!!
<beep> bgc:ex has better motoroids
<beep> oh yea, you got them on dvd now
<W2k> so don't you come cussing about realmedia!!
<beep> the super typhoon II and NENE's motoroid are quite cool
<W2k> Nene has a motoroid???
<beep> yup
<beep> her very own
<W2k> bgc:ex is the roleplaying game i spose
<beep> its the third book for it
<beep> and don't ya love it when no one knows what you are talking about?
<beep> neo has a slight clue
<neo279> not been paying attention ;)
<beep> bah
<beep> just be quiet and nod your head
* neo279 nods his head
<beep> daley2040 is far cooler than daley2033
<W2k> beep: I agree
* neo279 nods
<W2k> daley2033 was just so .. gay
<beep> possibly cause...he was
<beep> nother interestin one ... is Nene (either1) a virgin? 8)
<beep> i would guess yes
<W2k> so would I, but can you prove it?
<W2k> Nene2040 most certainly is (anyone who's seen ep 16 can be quite sure of this, I think)
<beep> whats ep14?
<beep> i can't remember off hand
<W2k> ep14 is the one where sylia wakes up from her temp coma and tells the others about The First Knight Sabers Who All Died Horribly ...
<beep> haven't seen it
<W2k> and then proceeds to tell Nene she was recruited "because I needed women who would love me" :)
<beep> haha
<beep> only sylia2040 would say that
<W2k> naturally
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<K> my god...it's like bubblegum crisis hell in here
<beep> as i forgot where i was going with my pointless conversation
<beep> oh yea
<beep> bgc2033 has better music than 2040
<W2k> NANI
<W2k> Oooooooooomori can only sing cheesy 80's pop ...
<beep> oh wait
<beep> it came out in the 80's
<W2k> that would explain it
<W2k> yes, but that's no excuse for being sucky music
<Azr_Work> COWARD!
<Azr_Work> THROW DOWN BITCH!
<Azr_Work> REPRESENT!
* K calmly but firmly SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF AZR
* ChanServ kicks K in the nads
<K> *smacksmacksmack*
<K> ow
<W2k> I take that back btw, most of it rocks actually
<W2k> but I still think the 2040 music rocks *more*
*** Nene has joined #qeradiant
<W2k> ????
*** beep is now known as Nene2033
<Nene2033> ignore the other Nene
*** Nene is now known as Nene2040
<Nene2040> IMPOSTER
<Nene2033> I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU
<Nene2040> but I'm cuter :D
<Nene2033> YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER
<Nene2033> YOU AND YOUR SHORT BLONDE HAIR
<Nene2033> MY RED HAIR IS BETTER THAN YOURS
<Nene2040> NOOOO
<Azr_Work> hmmm... which one should I kill? let's vote >=)
<Nene2040> AT LEAST I CAN FIGHT
<Fr0st> :D
<Nene2040> AND KEEP LEON's HANDS OFF ME
<Nene2033> IM NOT THE ONE THAT ALMOST FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOOMER
* Sag-Work wants to shoot K in his bare feet
<Nene2040> YES YOU ARE
<Nene2033> AM NOT
<Nene2040> YES
<Nene2033> MACKIE2040 IS A BOOMER
<Nene2033> MACKIE2033 IS NOT
<Nene2033> THEREFORE
<Nene2033> YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOOMER
<Nene2040> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
<K> oh god
<Nene2033> NOT AT ALL
<Azr_Work> you have to stop and question the intelligence that argues with itself in IRC
<Azr_Work> 5...
<K> this is bad
<Azr_Work> 4...
<Nene2033> =)
<Nene2040> I HATE THAT FUCK, I'M JUST FAKING IT FOR TV
<Azr_Work> 3...
<Nene2040> oops
<Azr_Work> 2...
<Nene2033> ?
<Nene2040> YADDAAAH
*** W2k has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Nene2040> Oops, W2k died
<Sag-Work> just kick em both
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<Nene2040> imposter-nene? you still here?
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<Nene2033> I DON'T EXIST FOR 15 YEARS
<Nene2033> YOU CAN'T KICK ME
<Nene2033> AND IM NOT THE IMPOSTER
<Nene2033> I WAS DRAWN BEFORE YOU
<Nene2040> but I'm still cuter :)
*** Nene2033 was kicked by Azr_Work (WRONG!)
<K> hey now...only ops are allowed to be annoying
<Nene2040> then op us, damnit
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<Nene2040> haha, they kicked *you*
<Nene2033> they know not the truth
<Nene2033> besides
<Nene2040> of course they do, blonde hair is way more beautiful than red :D
<Nene2033> nene2040 doesn't have TWO shower scenes
<Nene2040> nene2033 has?
<Nene2033> yup
<Nene2033> in ep8
<Nene2040> when is the 2nd one??
<Nene2033> and ep4
<Nene2040> ep4???
<Nene2033> i used to have stills from it
<Nene2033> they drew it
<Nene2033> and animated it
<Nene2033> then cut it out
<Nene2040> ...but never put it in?
<Nene2040> damnit :D
<Nene2033> ask sarah davis if she still has them on her site
<KungFu> are you the knights that say NE!
<Azr_Work> we want a shrubbery!
<Nene2033> the scene would have taken place after the paintball scene
<Nene2033> shrubbery is quite nice
<ButtMonkey> a nice shrubbery, not an expensive one
<Nene2033> bah
<Nene2033> i still can't find masquerade2034 in mp3
<Nene2040> but, Nene2040 has NUDE SCENES in ep 20something, I've heard! :D
<Nene2033> hrmm
<KungFu> someone boot these guys
<Nene2040> ask real nice and I'll vidcap them for you when I get them
<Nene2033> ha
<ButtMonkey> boot them ?
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<KungFu> yes please
<ButtMonkey> as in frm the channel or ??
<W2k> God damnit, what did I miss?
<Azr_Work> /kill?
<Sag-Work> woop the big /kick
<KungFu> they're not here to talk about QeR anyway
*** Azr_Work sets mode: +vvv ButtMonkey Drahd Fr0st
<Nene2033> =)
*** Azr_Work sets mode: +vvv krust KungFu MrSuda|afk
<Nene2040> hmm imposterNene, maybe we should retire :|
<KungFu> no BIG kick!
*** Azr_Work sets mode: +vv W2k ydnar
<Nene2033> prehaps
<Sag-Work> hehe
*** Nene2033 is now known as beep
<Nene2040> we're not really supposed to be born yet, y'know
*** ButtMonkey sets mode: +m
<Sag-Work> there we go
<KungFu> dum dum dum
*** Nene2040 has quit IRC (Signed off)
<W2k> hmmm .. no more bubblegum crisis for now it seems
*** Sag-Work is now known as Nene200005685000214
<W2k> duuh

Session Close: Tue Jun 06 23:53:50 2000