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The Anime Crisis Center > The Anime Crisis Center Community Forums > Community Forums > General v

Joke a Day....


Joke a Day....
Hawkeye Offline
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#1
9 June 2006, 1:50 AM
Jokes make us laugh so why not tell one

Japan's Bank Crisis Worsens

According to inside information just to hand, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.
It appears the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai bank plans to cut back its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale for a song.
Shares in Kamaikaze Bank have nosed-dived and 500 bank office staff at the Karate Bank got the chop. It is reported there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and Staff believe they getting a raw deal
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tai Offline
these go to eleven

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#2
9 June 2006, 5:25 AM
hehehe.

you make me giggle like a schoolgirl lol
Ray Offline
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#3
17 June 2006, 9:22 AM
Ha Ha Ha....that was funny.

Yes. It was.
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Hey Bulldog!

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#4
17 June 2006, 9:57 AM
hahahaaa, nice, word plays. my favorite.
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#5
17 June 2006, 1:05 PM
Nice one! XD

Anybody got any others? I got a funny bone in the need o' ticklin' and no feathers at hand
Just because it's in the thesaurus doesn't mean it's a good idea.

And why isn't 'dethesaurisation' in the dictionary?
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#6
17 June 2006, 2:51 PM
a valkyrie walks into a bar and........uh I forgot

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