[Lynk Former]

Ah yes, life is an adventure and there's never a dull day for me... always SOMETHING interesting going on.

I do work, and according to my supervisor, my section is the best there is and he also tells me that I'm extremely good at what I do. But my work, while on paper seems boring, is actually pretty fun... maybe a little too fun at times XD lol.

You see I've become attached to a group of two chinese girls and a black guy who is white... ...and we have quite the adventure together XD There's never a dull day with the four of us around. Most of the stories in this thread will revolve around our lil gang since I work quite a lot these days...

So who are the people who a part of this group? Well let's see...

There's Peter, the guy who has a Sri Lankan dad and an Australian mum... his dad is a pretty standard Sri Lankan guy, accent and all... but Peter is as white Australian as you can get... XD He's so black lol. He's a good guy, is a retired gamer, loves Shenmue, has quite the wacky family and has HUGE headphones for some reason XD

Then there's Vanessa, one of the chinese girls. There's nothing that strange about this girl, she's very normal in fact... but then again she's the kind of girl I've come to know for years now so maybe she isn't as normal as I think she is lol. She's nice, out there, not shy at all and very sociable. She may be of chinese descent but she, like the Peter and myself, are more Australian than anything else.

And of course, Jessica... who is a strange little chinese girl, kinda nerdy, but wacky enough to fit in with the rest of us. Don't underestimate this girl, she'll surprise you at every turn and because she looks so small, cute and innocent, she can get away with quite a lot... eheheh. Of course she's the smartest out of all of us but is clueless about some... other... things.

And finally there's me... you all know me, at least as far as the internet can allow you to know me, but I haven't really hidden anything from you guys about what kind of person I am so

Together we make a very interesting combination. And according to Vanessa and Peter we're the stars of a sitcom called "Hey Lynk!" (replacing "Lynk" with my real name)... XD

[Chimasterwang]

Omg Lynk has kinda started a blog XD
Nice interesting group of friends lol im guessing your also trying to explain to us about why youve been so busy =P
Id love to see that Sit-Com youtube amateur film =P

[Kiai]

This is interesting... Blog more!

[Stormfalcon]

How can a black guy be white?

Otherwise, good story.

[Laughing Man]

How can a black guy be white?

a black guy who acts white (sorry for being stereotypical)

IE black guy at a NASCAR event

its like white kids trying to act black but its better the other way around

[kyubichan]

XD Wow. So C3F is the new MySpace? That is soooo ghay.

[Lynk Former]

LOL

You guys are real n00bs you know that XD I've had a Lynky's Wacky Adventures thread in the last version of the forum as well as having a Fiji edition at the start of this ones lifespan.

It's not a blog. God, I wouldn't be caught dead with a blog. It's just a collection of funny stories I tell that have occured which just need to be told.

I'll post more when I have the time though.

And to explain the black/white thing... his dad has dark skin and looks like a typical Sri Lankan, but Peter is white.

[kyubichan]

his dad has dark skin and looks like a typical Sri Lankan,

Sri Lankans aren't "black" people.

You guys are real n00bs you know that XD I've had a Lynky's Wacky Adventures thread in the last version of the forum as well as having a Fiji edition at the start of this ones lifespan.

I was wondering what type of guy in his right mind would add "-y" to his name, then I remembered we're all crazy here.

[Lynk Former]

The kinda guy who has the confidence not to care about self image and what morons around him think of him? XD

I've been called Kynky Lynky Wynky before eheheh...

I have dark skin... I say that I'm black... it's not a case of "blacks must = african american" it's a case of "i say black cause it's one syllable therefore easier and quicker to say than dark skin"...

[kyubichan]

The kinda guy who has the confidence not to care about self image and what morons around him think of him? XD

DOH >.<

"i say black cause it's one syllable therefore easier and quicker to say than dark skin"...

Oh, I see ^^

[Lynk Former]

Btw, we took a picture of our lil group today at work on my friends camera phone... I'll post it up when it gets emailed to me.

And now here's a random story.

Panties 4 U
Now Vanessa is a girl who has a sense of humour...

We're walkin, we're talkin, and suddenly she tells me "...my underwear keeps on falling down in this skirt so I have to keep pulling them up all the time. If you see them falling down around my ankles or something would ya let me know, okay?"

I turn to her, put my hand on her shoulder and say "You know I've heard girls give me a million excuses as to why they're always taking off their panties around me. Honestly, you don't need an excuse it's all good with me."

She laughs and high fives me.

[tOToroKid]

O_o...i like dots. oh and nice story mistur lynky. I'll drop the pooh it's kinda like I'm a gff f whatever who the hell thought of those anyways gff, bff....so many people using those terms nowadays makes me wanna kill them all and pull out their intestines then hang them by the neck with it up a pear tree!

[darktruth]

I seriously have no idea what you're talking about there totorokid but I assume it's something to do with boyfriends and girlfriends calling each other their "boo"? The only thing I can think of regarding that term is that it's mainly used in America as some sort of slang to call them each other like that when they're in a relationship. I'd find it interesting if someone called their partner their "pooh" XD because I've never seen or heard anyone use that term in this context.

[tOToroKid]

wow! ou know what darktruth, I agree with you I have no idea as of what totorokid's talking about. heh, sorry it's either im stupid or just plain random, or both.





COW PIES!





WOAH! THAT'S ALOTTA' FUEL THERE!

[darktruth]

Don't worry, we need more random people here (or perhaps ones that have PMS ROFL!) just take a look at my avatar and signature XD.

[Hawkeye]

Random,..... everything here is not Random... It Chaos pure and simple Chaos....

[kyubichan]

It Chaos pure and simple Chaos....

There's a scientific term for that... *looks around for a geek*

[Damatee]

Random,..... everything here is not Random... It Chaos pure and simple Chaos....

Dude thats the best kind...

on another note yay for the return of Lynky's Wacky adventures

[Maverick]

There's a scientific term for that... *looks around for a geek*

a chaotic system is a system with an aperiodic behavior which is very sensitive to its initial conditions, known as the butterfly effect.

if this place is chaotic, then an unrelated and insignificant post might cause important changes in a long period of time, like Lynk adding a new section to the site, or Kiai becoming a nun

[tOToroKid]

a chaotic system is a system with an aperiodic behavior which is very sensitive to its initial conditions, known as the butterfly effect.

if this place is chaotic, then an unrelated and insignificant post might cause important changes in a long period of time, like Lynk adding a new section to the site, or Kiai becoming a nun

*thinks of the butterfly effect*

WOAW! butter can fly?


mistur Maverick, you are smarty pants, so smart the world does not desserve you! go now and be freeeee!

wait...mistress kimberly's gonna be a nun? well there goes everything... >_<

[Hawkeye]

-Thinks about the last statement-

*Bizzsesss..... -Does not Compute... does Not comput -ZZZzzzzzz-

-emegancy shut down engaged.....

[Kiai]

I'd probably be the worst of all nun's then. OOOH! I WANNA THINK OF A NUN COSTUME FOR HOLLOWEEN! THANKS MAV!

[Hawkeye]

As long as you don't go out singing like woopie goldberg okay.....

[Kiai]

Oh, another great idea! The singing nun, played by a crazy asian chick.

[tOToroKid]

LOL and look like whoopie goldberg. hey ever seen the ragnarok game characters? the acolyte, priest, high priest, and monk. their costumes rock, to me.

[Kiai]

I had thought about going as a thief, but it just seemed to complicated. Nice to know someone else appreciates the ragnorak artwork.

[tOToroKid]

have you played that? me and sis had Idk if she still is though me i never even got pass level 31 as an acolyte as I recall or sumthin LOL i got bored of it but I like their get ups. ^_^

[Kiai]

I played it for a week before I was deployed the first time. I havn't played it since, but my friend got me hooked on a book of rag artwork.

[Hawkeye]

I think we had better take this topic to the right thread or Lynks is going to come in and have a hissy fit....

[tOToroKid]

oh oh...yea mistur lynky is he cranky or sumthin oh wait this is one of his threads? ah nevermind cool yeah maybe another thread try mine my introduction one i think that'd be fine right?

[Kiai]

OOH JESUS I FORGOT THIS WAS HIS THREAD! NEW THREAD TIME!

sorry lynk...

[tOToroKid]

being a new one...a thousand apologies mistur lynk.

[Kiai]

Sorry for bombing your thread oh honorable one.

[Lynk Former]

Anywayz, I thought I'd repost an old story from the last version of this thread... it's too good for anyone to miss. It's a nice story of young love, adult situations with a nice little twist at the end...

This story occured a couple of years ago...

Read at own risk
A friend and I were off to the movies, the movie? Terminator 3! Woot! Actually I had seen it before a couple of days before which is extremely lucky for me because of what I'm about to explain in this story.

We arrived, got our tickets, popcorn and coke and all that kinda jazz, and then we noticed this girl... and she had HUGE tits. My friend and I couldn't believe it. This chick looked like she was about 14-15, and her breasts in comparison to her body were just freakish. We couldn't take our eyes off of her, it was just too... much.

But we managed to avert our gaze long enough to get inside the theatre... as we walked in we noticed that this young lady was being escorted by a guy who looked around 14-15 as well. Both of us made the same tactical decision, we'd sit right up the back... we both kind of sensed that something interesting was going to happen.

So we take out seats, these two kids are sitting together two rows down from us... we have a perfect view of them... and of course as the lights die down and the movie starts... in a perfectly fake move the girl takes off her jumper, she still has a top on underneath but we all know where this is leading... a moment later the guy does the same... they get closer, and then suddenly her head lowers down...

All I need to tell you at this point is that you could clearly see her head bobbing up and down, at least from where we were sitting. So after awhile the girl stops and without a word, stands up, and walks out of the theatre holding her hand to her mouth.

My friend and I are both grinning at this point, trying not to laugh our asses off. She returns moments later. So we get to the end part of the movie and we see them both get up and walk out of the theatre a few minutes before the end...

The movie ended, my friend and I left the theatre and laughed about what we had just witnessed. So as we're walking out we spot the two kids again and they're just about to get into a car with someone who is picking them up. And as they're getting in, the person inside the car asks "So did you kids enjoy the movie?"

And in unison the two kids said "Yes mum."

[Kiai]

...

[darktruth]

Of all movies they pick Terminator 3? XD Was there nobody else in the theatre besides you and your friend Lynk?

[kyubichan]

And in unison the two kids said "Yes mum."

WELL. Hmmm... *tries to speak up* Ah. Hmm. Never mind.

[Lynk Former]

Yeah there were a few people there but we were sitting up the back away from the larger pockets of people.

*pokes Kim* You blow a fuse or somethin?

[Kiai]

Hence the "..."

Incest is fun! Brother on brother fun!

[Lynk Former]

I make it a point to tell EVERYONE that story, I just can't keep it to myself, it's just too good! It MUST be told XD