[InsaneSith]

They should make pancake flooring, simply for sheer novelty.

I figure IHOP should cash in on the marketting. All they have to do is find an angle that plays with the people, capitalize on the market (run denny's out of the competition), and PR it like a mother fucker (all commercials on UPN and Nickelodeon should be a video advertising this.)

They could probably keep it afloat with the cunning creation of a syrup mop.

Hell, maybe they could then finally make it a literal house of pancakes.


I was also thinking that Christian Bale and Mos Def should have a two man show in which they re-enact video games, playing all of the characters.

I'd give a fortune to make that shit happen.

[tai]

not sure i'd like to walk on pancakes....

[InsaneSith]

You don't walk on it, you eat it.

[Ray]

Definitely an idea worth investing. I'd go there.

[spectre]

are you high?

[Ray]

are you high?

Me? or Sithy?

Okay, I think you meant Sithy.

[InsaneSith]

So I was thinking again, and I thought in the event that I should suddenly comatose or die or something, I want a dancing bear at my funeral. I think there should be some kind of service to hook that up for me. I also want weapons given to people to use against eachother in a fight for my stuff, except my cool stuff, that gets divided up amongst my friends.

[spectre]

So yesterday I was thinking about clouds, and I thought "hey, why don't they make donuts without holes in them?" And I mean like, not just the cream-filled or jam-filled kind of donut, why don't they make a solid, just-bread, donut. So like, basically you start eating from one edge, only unlike a holey donut, with this donut, you don't hit air in the middle! it's donut all the way through (I know) although obviously, if you eat it all the way through you no longer have a single donut, but rather two half donuts. But then that got me thinking, the problem with that is by the time you get to the middle your cheeks are touching the sticky coating of the donut, and it leaves your face all messy and stuff, so maybe that's why.

Probably anyways.

[grilledcat]

According to this donut website, in the past, people ran the risk of dying if the holes were removed from donuts:

In the days when fried cakes ruled the earth, life was harsh. The cakes were difficult to fry all the way through which often left a gooey doughy center. The doughy unfried cake center often carried deadly diseases such as the bubonic plague and anthrax. Thousands of people and twelve bakers (the baker's dozen) died from eating unfried cakes. Still, people ate and ate not knowing if their next fried cake would be the last.

So that's why donuts need holes.

[Kiai]

So today I was thinking, why make edible underwear? All this crap I see in magazines and at the end of adult dvds is almost comical when you compare it to how it really works. A few years back when I was still dating in highschool I planned on letting this really nice guy go all the way. I wore these strawberry flavored panties and a matching bra, which, under the heat of my body kind of melted when the time came. It just made me thankful I had shaved the kitty a day before, because if I hadn't it would of been like waxing... But worse. Anyway, he got down there and it came time to "cough, cough" and then he was all like "This stuff tastes like a condom." That statement on its own led me to some pretty weird conclusions. After I had scooted that little tidbit out of my head, the doorbell rang and it turned out it was his girlfriend. I hadn't known. I walked to the door in a bathrobe and let her in (AWKWARD!). It was then and there that I noticed the lower half of my sweet suprise was hanging down my leg and she was staring at it. It was bad that I hadn't known this sweet and innocent guy was such an asshole cheater, but it was even worse that I had nearly gone the paces with him with this stupid underwear on.

[spectre]

Kiai's deepest secrets revealed

[Dertt]

So today I was thinking, why make edible underwear? All this crap I see in magazines and at the end of adult dvds is almost comical when you compare it to how it really works. A few years back when I was still dating in highschool I planned on letting this really nice guy go all the way. I wore these strawberry flavored panties and a matching bra, which, under the heat of my body kind of melted when the time came. It just made me thankful I had shaved the kitty a day before, because if I hadn't it would of been like waxing... But worse. Anyway, he got down there and it came time to "cough, cough" and then he was all like "This stuff tastes like a condom." That statement on its own led me to some pretty weird conclusions. After I had scooted that little tidbit out of my head, the doorbell rang and it turned out it was his girlfriend. I hadn't known. I walked to the door in a bathrobe and let her in (AWKWARD!). It was then and there that I noticed the lower half of my sweet suprise was hanging down my leg and she was staring at it. It was bad that I hadn't known this sweet and innocent guy was such an asshole cheater, but it was even worse that I had nearly gone the paces with him with this stupid underwear on.

That happened to me once... well, actually, I was trying to eat the underwear off of myself and I broke my neck and died.

[Maverick]

edible.....underwear?

[InsaneSith]

It tastes like dogshit. There's no reason to buy it.

[grilledcat]

Fruit by the Foot + Fruit Roll-up = sexy underwear?

[Kiai]

I'll say its one of the only retarded fads that I bought into. I'll also say that I'm starting a professional crisis management hotline for those who have loved ones who have broken their necks eating their own underwear off of themselves. Oh yeah, call in with two crisis stricken loved ones and get a free Fruit by the Foot + Fruit Roll-up sexy underwear sensual massage package!

[Morpheus]

I was thinking about a dream I had the night before I won 6k in AC last week. Tell me what you think of this:

I was in a store with my sister and a friend. Looked like a grocery store. They go around shopping. But I notice some f'ed up s**t going on all around the store. (won't get into details but it was bad). I then yell run to my sister and friend because some of the bad messed up people noticed that I noticed them. I run out the door and wait by some cars in the parking lot. My friend runs out. Then I wonder whats taking my sister so long. These two guys then run out and get their guns from a car in the lot. One chases after my friend guns him down. Then my sister comes out. And I'm like geeze just take your time. Then she starts running, but its this weird slow mode jog and I start laughing at her. The other guy goes after her and she runs around the corner in slow mode jog mode and I can't stop laughing. Then two gun shots are heard I assume my sister is dead. I then realize with my laughing that the two gunmen are on to me and just before I die I wake up.

WTH is up with that dream?

[Dertt]

I'll also say that I'm starting a professional crisis management hotline for those who have loved ones who have broken their necks eating their own underwear off of themselves. Oh yeah, call in with two crisis stricken loved ones and get a free Fruit by the Foot + Fruit Roll-up sexy underwear sensual massage package!

So is that fruit snacks and a massage or a massage utilizing fruit snacks?

[TiE23]

Sithey spends no pause spreading his insanity. Name fits.

[InsaneSith]

My ideas are revolutionary. Soon you'll see this, and by then my ideas will have invaded every aspect of your life.

[Maverick]

scanners should have an on-off switch...

[Analog]

I'm thinking pancake flooring would be more fun to put down at first until you realize all your hard work just became breakfast XP

On that note, why would anyone actually eat edible underwear? Just think of the mess in a washing machine if someone got it confused with real clothing!

Now, an edible laptop would be much more useful. Bring it to work or class and just type away. And if thing get boring and your hungry, snack away!

[Ray]

Now, an edible laptop would be much more useful. Bring it to work or class and just type away. And if thing get boring and your hungry, snack away!

As long as it's not too much money.....I might be worth pondering.

[spectre]

Guys I have an idea, instead of making everything so that you can eat it if you get hungry, why not carry a bag of chips, or something whose sole purpose is to be consumed for nourishment, around with you so that if you do get hungry, you can eat that instead of your laptop, or underwear or something.

[Hawkeye]

What about the wrappers on food, could he made thoses out of an food stuff?

[Analog]

Hawkeye, I think they are called apples. XP

But what's the fun of carrying food around just to eat? I mean, you don't just carry cell phones around to make calls anymore. People don't drive cars just to get from place to place. Thing need to be more multifunctional... or more compact.

ON that note, how about a swiss cheese army knife?

[Maverick]

I want a swiss cellphone pocket knife

[grilledcat]

How about a swiss mp3 player pocket knife?

http://www.victorinox.com/index.cfm?site...438&lang=E

[Kiai]

I believe there used to be sandwich bags made out of some sort of edible cheese concoction. I saw this dude on cnn eating the sandwich through the bag and was like "eww, okay..." So maybe that'll work. Everything will have the cheesey aftertaste. Maybe a mouthwash that can double as a wonderful drink? I've put back a bottle of listerine on a dare before and it got me pretty trashed. Albeit it also made me blind for a week...