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The Anime Crisis Center > The Anime Crisis Center Community Forums > Community Forums > General v

The rantings and ravings of a madman


The rantings and ravings of a madman
#81
Arggg.... I so want to beat my line manager to death with a frozen Cod....

Since the store manager been on Hoilday, he been in charge and he got his head so high up his *** . I am employied as a certain Admin poistion and I'm contracted for a certain amount of hours for jobs I got to do... I was off on Moneday and Tuesday and came back into today and I would usually catch up on the work I missed as it needs to be done, I get in and he phoned up saying he be late in and tell us what to do..... He wants us to do Stock as the Replen team seems to be doing squat all at the moment on the night shift and he wanted us (Admin) to help out......
Okay I don't mind helping out, but I'm only contracted for 24 hours a week on this job, and this guy doesn't give out over time if he can help it. So all my hours goes onto the back burner.
BUT WHAT PISSED ME OFF TODAY WAS THIS.....
The stock I picked to work was lightblubs.... What I didn't know was that stock already on the layout was a complete mess. No one had dressed and tidied up in the past month. So I had to spend most of my time tidying up so I could Put the new stock out.... otherwise it woudn't go out.
So what happens when I went to see the boss at the end of my shift.... he asked me how much stock I put out. Why did I dress this area. Why didn't I just put the stock out....
My Question to him would be, "Why are you such a Baka?"
I couldn't put stock out if it filled up with the wrong stock already....
Customer complains they can't find their item, the prices are wrong, etc etc....
God I miss my old Line manager..... I really had it and I'm starting to look for a new job.... failing that I might tell him to Shove it.....
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#82
I have a ton of things to draw and I'm being lazy.

Quite angry at myself, really.

And all that turkish delight makes me all loopy and lazier.
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#83
Well Leon said he was hyper this morning and kept saying "things" about me and Hawk XD
@Blue: Chavs? and usage of the Falcon Punch smilie Stick Out Tongue XD
I havnt got to having problems in my job >_> XD
Maybe i wont make it that far XD
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#84
The other day at the I was at the train station, sitting on the bench and minding my own business. This Indian guy comes up to me and asked me for the time. I gave him the time, and he sat down next to me. This I had no problem with. But then, he asked me something.

"So, are you born here, or did you immigrate?" (I'm from Chinese/Vietnamese origin, by the way). I told him that I was born here and am hoping that thats the end of this conversation. Then, he asked me another question, completely out of the blue.

"If you had a girlfriend and you were going to get married, and she said that she wanted the both of you to live in China, what would you do?"

... O_O

"I don't know," was my reply, CAUSE I REALLY DON'T KNOW. But this guy keeps on asking me, cause he wants to know what I would do. What am I supposed to do!? This old lady was walking by, and she heard a little of our conversation, and it just freaked the hell out of her. She kept on walking down the platform.

In the end, we went into separate carriage, and I still don't have any idea of what happened.
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#85
Hmm...sounds like he was trying to ask you for advice on what could be his own personal dilemma. Maybe it's a problem with his own relationship with his girlfriend or their marriage. I don't know lol.
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#86
Bloody Indians *shakes fist*
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#87
Yell ENGLAND!!! ENGLAND!!!! ENGLAND!!!!

Rugby World Cup Final here we come... Rugby World Champions take on anyone (Mainly south Africa or Argintina, who ever wins the other semi-final)Thumbs-up
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#88
The other day, when coming home, I saw a young lady, about 18 or so, bark at a dog. The end.
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#89
Hawkeye Wrote:Yell ENGLAND!!! ENGLAND!!!! ENGLAND!!!!

Rugby World Cup Final here we come... Rugby World Champions take on anyone (Mainly south Africa or Argintina, who ever wins the other semi-final)Thumbs-up

We lost against South Africa, we didn't care anyway, to be between the four best teams was already an exceptional feat, then we beated France (twice) and won the third place, we rejoiced, then England lost with South Africa, and we rejoiced even more.

Great Championship

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#90
I hate these so called "hardcore gamers"... fucking piss me off so much.

On one had you have these "hardcore gamers" who think that videogames are all about violence and mature content and there's no room for anything that's intelligent but doesn't try to put blood and gore or some bullshit into it and therefore be "kiddy" or some crap like that.

And then on the other side you get these moronic people who think that videogames are only for children and no one else and that if some developer releases a game with violence in it, obviously it's aimed towards young children.

For fucks sake you're all fucking idiots.








Oh yeah, speaking of which, I found a txt file in my documents, apparently I was typing this up ages ago for some other forum but forgot posting it XD




This is what a hardcore gamer would change in The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker to make it more "hardcore"...

- Dump cell shaded graphics and put in realistic high definition graphics, and plenty of bloom. Replace colourfulness with a shade of brown or green for maximum realism.

- Link is still white, cause no one likes black people (obviously), but he can now talk and talks like a nigger anyway. For example he'd say something like "Motherfucking Ganon stole muh hoe, Ima go cap his ass!"

- Zelda gets teen pregnant cause Ganon rapes her, oh and she and every other attractive girl in the game wear skimpy outfits and have huge tits with supposedly realistic breast jiggle physics... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) (yes, I am aware of my av Stick Out Tongue it's satire, Samus' tits are ridiculous in that pic, and the whole Zero Suit Samus thing in the first place is stupid. Damn Japanese.)

- Link still uses a sword, but you can now chop off limbs and blood will splatter everywhere, rock on. But instead of a bow and arrow, he gets guns and shit like that.

- Only the most mature things occur in the game, no sign of any childishness, everything has to make the characters look super-cool, Final Fantasy style where they pretty much masturbate over themselves cause they know how cool they are.

- Long ass cutscenes where the characters do really cool acrobatic moves and there's bullet time and really "cool" dialogue that makes the fan girls orgasm with every word spoken. In fact, most of the game is in the cutscene, there isn't really that much gameplay to speak of.

- Everything has to have voice acting, we absolutely need no text in this game unless it's "press A to start game" cause who wants to read these days?


There's probably a whole lot of improvements that would need to be made, but *shrugs* I can't think of them, obviously I'm not hardcore enough.
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#91
If Zelda was played in how you described it by hard core gamers i wouldn't buy it
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#92
You wouldn't, and neither would I, but a tonne of other people would lol.
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