27 December 2006, 3:56 AM
Aright, I have a serious question to ask everyone here in C3F which deserves an honest and well thought out answer. I've asked many people this question with varying and interesting answers.
If a kangaroo and a moose were sitting in a bar together having a conversation, what would they be talking about?
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27 December 2006, 7:06 AM
I gotter a bigger question, What is Lynk smoking? because I want some of that!
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27 December 2006, 8:12 AM
They'd be talking about me, of course, because they, like all wise sentient beings realize, the entire universe revolves around my very being. And they would be wondering what exactly would happen to the universe when I'm gone, since I can tell them right now, the universe will cease to exist for me when I'm dead. So following that train of thought and the fact that most creatures dont want to die, they are now discussing how to give me eternal life.
This, pleases me greatly.
Of course this also has me wondering how two rather large animals can fit in such a small object such as a bar. They are likly wondering how they can sit IN a bar as well, so this is no doubt what they are discussing. Of course, the fact that they are not talking about how to give me eternal life is most dissapointing.
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27 December 2006, 10:54 AM
I'll say interesting issues.
27 December 2006, 3:59 PM
That's easy...
They would be talking about the cultural differences between Canada and Australia and how their country is better than the other... Though the chance of a kangaroo and a moose actually meeting is extremely unlikely due to the geographical difficulties...
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2) Is time really constant?
3) Is death really the end?
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28 December 2006, 1:42 AM
Kangaroo "Sup."
Moose "Nothin much. you?"
Kangaroo "Hmph. Well recently some bloody yanks thought it was funny to duct tape a sweaty pair of boxing gloves on my hands and take pictures."
Moose "Really? What happened."
Kangaroo "Well. I kicked their arses, bit the things off and called it a day."
28 December 2006, 2:00 AM
Oh My God. Don't you people see? It pretty obvious.
They would be talking about the bunch of people wasting thier time wondering about what a moose and a kangaroo would say to each other if they met in a bar.
Or which country to annilate first for eating thier national animal icon
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28 December 2006, 11:49 PM
How can a moose and a kangaroo get in a bar im talking iron bars or gold bars =P
29 December 2006, 7:01 AM
>.> Wow. Serious yo.
Kangaroo: Squee!
Moose: Squee squee!
-end of convo-
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