2 July 2006, 7:43 PM
I believe there used to be sandwich bags made out of some sort of edible cheese concoction. I saw this dude on cnn eating the sandwich through the bag and was like "eww, okay..." So maybe that'll work. Everything will have the cheesey aftertaste. Maybe a mouthwash that can double as a wonderful drink? I've put back a bottle of listerine on a dare before and it got me pretty trashed. Albeit it also made me blind for a week...