[FirestarterCL]

What if I answered all of your questions in one post?

What if you woke up one day and you were a pokemon?

I'd think "Wow! That was the longest, most boring dream I've ever had. How long was I asleep for?" and then I'd totally go kick some ass because I'd be a bad-ass Pokemon... like Jigglypuff or something.

What if God was one of us?

He already was, he went by the name "Scatman John".

What if your existance is fading and you know that's happening like in the case in the male protagonist in shakugan no shana ( whatever his name is can't remember) what will you do?

*reads Blues answer* That is some center of the earth DEEP stuff there.

As for me... well, I guess I'd tell those that care to listen what was going on and try to enjoy what time I had left.

What if you were given a chance to throw a massive firecracker at someone who would it be? And Why?

A certain client that I deal with regularly at work... well, all the time actually since I handle all of their projects. They've been driving me insane (the bad kind of insane!) for over a year. Not to mention, it seems another client has become their tag-team partner now.

What if you were dumped by the girl of your life, what would you do?

Assuming I ever meet the girl of my life? I don't think I'd do anything. People have always come and gone in my life... so I'm kind of used to it now, I don't really care anymore. Obviously it's not the best or most healthy outlook on life, but it works pretty decent for me. My (lack of) ability to build and maintain relationships is easily my worst trait. (What, there's no emo smiley?)

What if you have an alter ego, what characteristics would you like them to have? and how do you trigger your alter ego?

My alter-ego, huh? I guess my alter-ego would be best as a less awkward version of myself. Sure, I'm pretty good with jokes and talking about things that I enjoy... but when it comes to general conversation and interaction with others, I just fall flat on my face. It'd also be best if that alter-ego came about as it was needed too.


Hey, that was fun. So nice to actually think once in a while instead of just doing the same mindless things I have to do every day.