[Lynk Former]

I hate these so called "hardcore gamers"... fucking piss me off so much.

On one had you have these "hardcore gamers" who think that videogames are all about violence and mature content and there's no room for anything that's intelligent but doesn't try to put blood and gore or some bullshit into it and therefore be "kiddy" or some crap like that.

And then on the other side you get these moronic people who think that videogames are only for children and no one else and that if some developer releases a game with violence in it, obviously it's aimed towards young children.

For fucks sake you're all fucking idiots.








Oh yeah, speaking of which, I found a txt file in my documents, apparently I was typing this up ages ago for some other forum but forgot posting it XD




This is what a hardcore gamer would change in The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker to make it more "hardcore"...

- Dump cell shaded graphics and put in realistic high definition graphics, and plenty of bloom. Replace colourfulness with a shade of brown or green for maximum realism.

- Link is still white, cause no one likes black people (obviously), but he can now talk and talks like a nigger anyway. For example he'd say something like "Motherfucking Ganon stole muh hoe, Ima go cap his ass!"

- Zelda gets teen pregnant cause Ganon rapes her, oh and she and every other attractive girl in the game wear skimpy outfits and have huge tits with supposedly realistic breast jiggle physics... (yes, I am aware of my av it's satire, Samus' tits are ridiculous in that pic, and the whole Zero Suit Samus thing in the first place is stupid. Damn Japanese.)

- Link still uses a sword, but you can now chop off limbs and blood will splatter everywhere, rock on. But instead of a bow and arrow, he gets guns and shit like that.

- Only the most mature things occur in the game, no sign of any childishness, everything has to make the characters look super-cool, Final Fantasy style where they pretty much masturbate over themselves cause they know how cool they are.

- Long ass cutscenes where the characters do really cool acrobatic moves and there's bullet time and really "cool" dialogue that makes the fan girls orgasm with every word spoken. In fact, most of the game is in the cutscene, there isn't really that much gameplay to speak of.

- Everything has to have voice acting, we absolutely need no text in this game unless it's "press A to start game" cause who wants to read these days?


There's probably a whole lot of improvements that would need to be made, but *shrugs* I can't think of them, obviously I'm not hardcore enough.