19 August 2007, 9:04 AM
Swearing, and I'm not editing it.
I supposedly live in one of the 'safer' neighbourhoods. So imagine my delight when I'm chilling out in the front room with my dog, watching DVDs, and the window beside me explodes. If I'd been sitting two inches further left, I'd be wearing an eye patch right now instead of bandaids. And if my mother or grandmother had been sitting in that chair under the window, you'd be running for your life, you sorry little shit. What kind of sick fuck throws a bottle through someone's window? You could see me sitting there, and I heard you laugh as you legged it through the garden. I know what premeditated means. And guess what else I know, fuckmeister. Your friend, the one who you're getting 'revenge' for, was jailed for mugging someone at knife point. He got what he deserved. And if those kids across the street actually tell the truth, you're gonna get what you fucking deserve.
Now excuse me, my hand's bleeding again. Must still be glass in it. But venting really does help.
I supposedly live in one of the 'safer' neighbourhoods. So imagine my delight when I'm chilling out in the front room with my dog, watching DVDs, and the window beside me explodes. If I'd been sitting two inches further left, I'd be wearing an eye patch right now instead of bandaids. And if my mother or grandmother had been sitting in that chair under the window, you'd be running for your life, you sorry little shit. What kind of sick fuck throws a bottle through someone's window? You could see me sitting there, and I heard you laugh as you legged it through the garden. I know what premeditated means. And guess what else I know, fuckmeister. Your friend, the one who you're getting 'revenge' for, was jailed for mugging someone at knife point. He got what he deserved. And if those kids across the street actually tell the truth, you're gonna get what you fucking deserve.
Now excuse me, my hand's bleeding again. Must still be glass in it. But venting really does help.
Just because it's in the thesaurus doesn't mean it's a good idea.
And why isn't 'dethesaurisation' in the dictionary?
And why isn't 'dethesaurisation' in the dictionary?