[Hawkeye]

Sorry about being behind at the moment my week been hell, here the deal if anyone is intrested in trying out an audio drama, First ~Download the audio program~ that Lynk can kindly provided so we're all running on the same program, don't worry it's free...

Then Pick any one of the conversations from the following stories, I' will play the part of the Genom Customer service agent and your play any of the callers and when it's finished, PM and I'll send you my email address so you can send me the recording, IU'll paste it togerther and see what we get

And here's the fic.

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There is an organization that handles more boomer problems than the consumers, more problems than the AD Police, even more problems than the Knight Sabers. Yes, this organization handles more boomer related problems than all of them combined. Who could this group possibly be? Genom Customer Support.

09:00

Genom Customer Support: Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
Customer: Yea, uh. I have this boomer, and it, uh. keeps melting in to my appliances.
GCS: Ok, it's fusing with them?
C: Uh. yea, fusing, that's it.
GCS: Ok, what model is your boomer?
C: HEY! Get of my damn TV, you Son of a Bitch! It's a, uh. one of them there Boomer women.
GCS: A BU-33C?
C: Uh. Ok.
GCS: Ok, sir. You need to deactivate the boomer and.
C: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!
GCS: Are you still there sir?
C: Damn thing just melted in to my home theater!
GCS: You need to deactivate the unit and locate it's maintenance panel
C: Don't you look at me like that! Hey!
GCS: Sir?
C: Let go of the phone!
GCS: Sir?
C: It's m*lting wi** the **o*e
GCS: Sir you are breaking up.
C: **** **** ***
GCS: Try and call back sir.

10:45

GCS: Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
C: Yea, I have one of those love making Boomers, and I have.
GCS: You have a what?
C: One of those love making Boomers.
GCS: A BU-33S?
C: Is that a Sexiroid?
GCS: Yes sir, but those models are illegal.
C: Yea, I know, but I have a problem with mine.
GCS: That's all fine and dandy but I can't help you.
C: It fell down the stairs and hurt it self real bad.
GCS: Like I said, I can't help... did you say that it hurt it self?
C: Yea, it bloodied it self up real good.
GCS: Sir, you need to deactivate the unit at once.
C: Now it keeps drinking the cat's blood.
GCS: Sir you, need to call the AD Police.
C: Ok, can they tell me how to fix it?
GCS: Uh. Sure.

12:14

GCS: Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
C: My Aestivalis is messing up.
GCS: Mama, this is Genom. We make Boomers. Aestivalises are made by Nergal.
C: Oh, Sorry.

12:58

GCS: Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
C: Yea, I uh. called earlier. I had the Boomer that was, uh.. Fusing with stuff.
GCS: Yes sir, are you all right?
C: I was going to . HEY, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!
GCS: You were going to what?
C: I was going to bring the boomer in for maintenance because I couldn't find the service panel that you were talking about and.. YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
GCS: Who are you shouting at?
C: That damn boomer. YOU JUST RAN A RED LIGHT!
GCS: Is the boomer driving, sir?
C: That's what I was trying to tell you. I get the boomer in the car and I got about half way there and the damn thing fused with my car.
GCS: Is it a Genom made car?
C: YOU ARE SPEEDING IN A SCHOOL ZONE! SLOW DOWN! Uh, no. It's an Honda.
GCS: Sir, I can not offer tech support for a Honda car.
C: I don't need support for the car. The car was working fine till your boomer fused with it.
GSC: Ok sir. Then I am going to need you warranty info.
C: YOU'RE REVVING IT TO HIGH, CHANGE GEARS! I have to call you back

14:21

GCS: Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
C: Yes, I have this older model Boomer.
GCS: Ok, and what is the problem.
C: It synchronized with a battle mover that had a next generation weapon system on it.
GCS: Some models of boomer had a tenancy to do that.
C: Anyways, I had to kill her to shut the battle mover off.
GCS: I am sorry to hear that.
C: Is there any way that I can reactive her.
GCS: Yes as long it wasn't shot by a rail gun.
C: Damn

14:58

GCS#1: It's all most time to go home
GCS#2: Did you hear, the elevator is jammed up.
GCS#1: Oh, man. Hold on, I got a call.. Genom Customer Support, how can I help you?
C: Yea, it's me again.
GCS: oh man. Yes sir, how can I help you.
C: Well I finnaly got to your office and when I go the boomer to the ellvator, the damn thing fused with it to.
GCS: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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