17 December 2006, 11:08 PM
Kink Ch.3:OF... DOT DOT DOT... ALOT? AKA: Ignorance Shields The Downright
Scatterbrained.
Whew! two chapters done already and no writers block? How long can this last? Last chapter was kinda weak so hopefully this one will spice things up a notch. Once again, thanks for takin a looksee at this here story.
The sky was a swirling abyss of nomadic colors, the air a sweet smelling cocktail of grass and untouched virgin earth. His body was floating, moving along with the world as if part of it, his soul one with everything around him. The vision fit with every preconception he had ever had of heaven, but there was something not right here...
"Where, where am I?" He asked to no one in particular.
"I don't know, where are you?" A booming voice with a thick australian accent
responded.
"Who's there?"
"Who want's to know?" The voice mocked.
"Chimaster Wang."
"Well, Mr. Wang, if your lost I suggest you get found." The voice boomed once again.
"That doesn't make any sense. If I'm lost, and there's no one here to find me, then how do I get found?" He was scratching his dissimbodied head trying to understand the voice's logic.
"That's quite the question isn't it!? Your going to have to lose yourself completely to understand that one."
"Wait, what?"
Laughter filled the air as the voice boomed once again.
"All right, all right, calm down. I suppose if you get right down to it your really nowhere at all, and yet if you think about it harder, your really everywhere at the same time."
"So I'm dead?"
More laughter, this time in sharp howling cackles.
"NO, NO! by all means no!"
"So what the hell is going on?" The horizon was beginning to turn a firey orange red, something that made the voice stop laughing. "No answer?" Chim challenged.
"Relax! Relax! Jeeze. It seems the girl did indeed know what she was talking about." The voice took a second to clear its throat. "My name is Lynk, and I am the keeper of this edge of the system. This particular plane that we inhabit is used primarily to house the souls of the living, but only temporarily so."
"Wait, hold on... So you mean to tell me the moderator of the c3f is actually god?"
"Well I wouldn't go so far, but you are pretty close."
"So is this where Ki... er Kiai goes when she um, 'dies'?"
"User Kiai is a particularly unusual case thanks in part to her "condition". I provide her with a valuable I.P. mask when she uploads herself periodically so that she always has a way to uh, er, "escape" so to speak."
Chim sat cross legged while he floated over the landless plaines below him, his mind deep in thought.
"I'm not dead?" He asked.
"That's correct."
"Then, she's dead?"
"That's... Well... Think of it this way; her normal body is unable to house a soul at the moment and this is just her temporary home."
Shaking his head, although it did clear his vision slightly, didn't clear his mind as he had wished.
"If she's not really "alive" alive, and if our conversations and actions are being
transcribed into posts on the forum, does that mean I'm not real?"
"I don't think your ready to here the truth just yet, but what I can tell you is this; be prepared for some pretty weird happenings as the worlds merge, you'll see what I mean."
"Merge? Is that what's happening? Our worlds are merging together?"
"I'm sorry user Wang, but I have said too much already." The voice stopped and the scenery returned to the original tranqual blue it had been when Chim arrived. "Say hi to the bondage queen for me, oh and tell her that I sent her a new riding crop."
"Bondage queen? Riding crop? What the flipping hell are you talking about?"
"Just tell her, she'll know."
The world began to swirl into a monstrous storm of color and light, the beautiful plains flowing in on themselves creating a black hole of darkness which began engulfing everything.
"Wait! I've still got more questions to ask!"
"Sorry, but you've been "found". We'll meet again long haired one."
With a sound of snapping fingers the world went completely black.
"dosfkj akdsl odklsl?"
"sokjdo asoo askll..."
'What the hell?' He sputtered out.
"SLEKI;OIJD! ASLKD!!!!"
'Oh god, what's going on now?' Feeling a sudden rush of pain and nausea rush over him he whimpered weakly.
"Oh wow, I thought you killed him for a second there." Someone's voice, it was unfamiliar.
"Nah, sometimes it takes that much to reset someone. Hopefully he'll wake up a little more enlightened." The crazy catgirls voice he noted.
"There he's opening his eyes now!" The unfamiliar voice again.
"Unggh... What the hell happened? Who... Who are you?" He was staring into the eyes of a girl, not much older then Kiai he noted. She had bright blue hair, and playful brown eyes.
"OOOH! IS CHIM CHIM HEWTED?" She cocked her head playfully and punched him in the chest.
"Kyu... Kyubi?"
"In the flesh! Er... So to speak."
"Kyubichan will be staying here for a few days. So get all cozey and nice with her unless you want to have a bad time."
"How... I mean, I must of been out a while for her to have flown all the way here." He said, the confusion obvious.
"Oh I don't know, maybe two or three hours I guess. It was funny making you dress up in all the costumes we brought!" Kyubichan held up what looked to be a tuxedo top with assless chaps for the bottoms.
"I wanted to really get to know you better, hehe, if you know what I mean." Kiai pointed to a small pink cylindrical object on the counter seperating the kitchen from the den.
"YOU WANTED TO DO WHAT!?"
"Relax, Relax, Kyub stopped me before anything drastic happened."
Chim sama let out a sigh of relief.
"You definitely owe me a cookie for that one!"
"I don't have any cookies..." He muttered.
The cute little girl he had seen only moments before grew enraged in such a way that he nearly passed out again. Her soft brown eyes gave way to red ones, and her hair straightened into mess of barbed bunches.
"NO... COOKIIIIEEEEZZZ?"
"You've gone and done it now buster, she's in kill mode. The only way your gonna get out of this one is if you somehow get her a cookie or..."
"OR?" He screamed.
"COOKIIIIEEEZZZZ!!!!"
"Or if you do something weird enough to offset the cookie rush."
"How weird?"
"Pretty?" A smile cracked across her face and her ears shot up, she was eyeing the pink two headed moster sitting on the counter, her tail waving back and forth seductively.
"Damnit..."
Hmm... some lemon scenes coming up soon, but they're not what your thinking of. Hope this tides ya'll over!
Kink Ch.4: THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!
Scatterbrained.
Whew! two chapters done already and no writers block? How long can this last? Last chapter was kinda weak so hopefully this one will spice things up a notch. Once again, thanks for takin a looksee at this here story.
The sky was a swirling abyss of nomadic colors, the air a sweet smelling cocktail of grass and untouched virgin earth. His body was floating, moving along with the world as if part of it, his soul one with everything around him. The vision fit with every preconception he had ever had of heaven, but there was something not right here...
"Where, where am I?" He asked to no one in particular.
"I don't know, where are you?" A booming voice with a thick australian accent
responded.
"Who's there?"
"Who want's to know?" The voice mocked.
"Chimaster Wang."
"Well, Mr. Wang, if your lost I suggest you get found." The voice boomed once again.
"That doesn't make any sense. If I'm lost, and there's no one here to find me, then how do I get found?" He was scratching his dissimbodied head trying to understand the voice's logic.
"That's quite the question isn't it!? Your going to have to lose yourself completely to understand that one."
"Wait, what?"
Laughter filled the air as the voice boomed once again.
"All right, all right, calm down. I suppose if you get right down to it your really nowhere at all, and yet if you think about it harder, your really everywhere at the same time."
"So I'm dead?"
More laughter, this time in sharp howling cackles.
"NO, NO! by all means no!"
"So what the hell is going on?" The horizon was beginning to turn a firey orange red, something that made the voice stop laughing. "No answer?" Chim challenged.
"Relax! Relax! Jeeze. It seems the girl did indeed know what she was talking about." The voice took a second to clear its throat. "My name is Lynk, and I am the keeper of this edge of the system. This particular plane that we inhabit is used primarily to house the souls of the living, but only temporarily so."
"Wait, hold on... So you mean to tell me the moderator of the c3f is actually god?"
"Well I wouldn't go so far, but you are pretty close."
"So is this where Ki... er Kiai goes when she um, 'dies'?"
"User Kiai is a particularly unusual case thanks in part to her "condition". I provide her with a valuable I.P. mask when she uploads herself periodically so that she always has a way to uh, er, "escape" so to speak."
Chim sat cross legged while he floated over the landless plaines below him, his mind deep in thought.
"I'm not dead?" He asked.
"That's correct."
"Then, she's dead?"
"That's... Well... Think of it this way; her normal body is unable to house a soul at the moment and this is just her temporary home."
Shaking his head, although it did clear his vision slightly, didn't clear his mind as he had wished.
"If she's not really "alive" alive, and if our conversations and actions are being
transcribed into posts on the forum, does that mean I'm not real?"
"I don't think your ready to here the truth just yet, but what I can tell you is this; be prepared for some pretty weird happenings as the worlds merge, you'll see what I mean."
"Merge? Is that what's happening? Our worlds are merging together?"
"I'm sorry user Wang, but I have said too much already." The voice stopped and the scenery returned to the original tranqual blue it had been when Chim arrived. "Say hi to the bondage queen for me, oh and tell her that I sent her a new riding crop."
"Bondage queen? Riding crop? What the flipping hell are you talking about?"
"Just tell her, she'll know."
The world began to swirl into a monstrous storm of color and light, the beautiful plains flowing in on themselves creating a black hole of darkness which began engulfing everything.
"Wait! I've still got more questions to ask!"
"Sorry, but you've been "found". We'll meet again long haired one."
With a sound of snapping fingers the world went completely black.
"dosfkj akdsl odklsl?"
"sokjdo asoo askll..."
'What the hell?' He sputtered out.
"SLEKI;OIJD! ASLKD!!!!"
'Oh god, what's going on now?' Feeling a sudden rush of pain and nausea rush over him he whimpered weakly.
"Oh wow, I thought you killed him for a second there." Someone's voice, it was unfamiliar.
"Nah, sometimes it takes that much to reset someone. Hopefully he'll wake up a little more enlightened." The crazy catgirls voice he noted.
"There he's opening his eyes now!" The unfamiliar voice again.
"Unggh... What the hell happened? Who... Who are you?" He was staring into the eyes of a girl, not much older then Kiai he noted. She had bright blue hair, and playful brown eyes.
"OOOH! IS CHIM CHIM HEWTED?" She cocked her head playfully and punched him in the chest.
"Kyu... Kyubi?"
"In the flesh! Er... So to speak."
"Kyubichan will be staying here for a few days. So get all cozey and nice with her unless you want to have a bad time."
"How... I mean, I must of been out a while for her to have flown all the way here." He said, the confusion obvious.
"Oh I don't know, maybe two or three hours I guess. It was funny making you dress up in all the costumes we brought!" Kyubichan held up what looked to be a tuxedo top with assless chaps for the bottoms.
"I wanted to really get to know you better, hehe, if you know what I mean." Kiai pointed to a small pink cylindrical object on the counter seperating the kitchen from the den.
"YOU WANTED TO DO WHAT!?"
"Relax, Relax, Kyub stopped me before anything drastic happened."
Chim sama let out a sigh of relief.
"You definitely owe me a cookie for that one!"
"I don't have any cookies..." He muttered.
The cute little girl he had seen only moments before grew enraged in such a way that he nearly passed out again. Her soft brown eyes gave way to red ones, and her hair straightened into mess of barbed bunches.
"NO... COOKIIIIEEEEZZZ?"
"You've gone and done it now buster, she's in kill mode. The only way your gonna get out of this one is if you somehow get her a cookie or..."
"OR?" He screamed.
"COOKIIIIEEEZZZZ!!!!"
"Or if you do something weird enough to offset the cookie rush."
"How weird?"
"Pretty?" A smile cracked across her face and her ears shot up, she was eyeing the pink two headed moster sitting on the counter, her tail waving back and forth seductively.
"Damnit..."
Hmm... some lemon scenes coming up soon, but they're not what your thinking of. Hope this tides ya'll over!
Kink Ch.4: THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!