13 December 2006, 1:25 PM
Kink Ch.2: WTF is now FTW...
Yet again another romp into crazyland. I got good response on this one so
hopefully I'll be able to keep writing 'dis ting.' Work is getting pretty tough,
long hours and such so I'm trying my hardest to get this done by
wednesday. Thanks all for reading! Love ya!
"Yeah Kyub I'm telling you the truth! I'm serious she's here right now, well
kinda..." There was a pause followed by a sharp *bleep* whistling from the
computer. "What do you mean I should check the boards? We were arguing
on there? How! She was right here! No, I'm not calling you a liar-Yeah,
but... Okay I'll check."
Syphoning through the miles of threads and posts about daily life as usuall
he was directed to the general thread where there inscribed in bold black
letters was a thread titled: "OMFG WTFIGO?"
"Oh My Fucking God, What The Fuck Is Going On? Posted by Kiai last
night... THAT WAS THE SAME TIME SHE APPEARED HERE!" Hurriedly clicking
the link he was thrown into a world of confusion unlike any he'd ever been
part of before. Something was really wrong he thought, something bad.
The link finally loaded the page and left him in pure disbelief.
"This isn't right, someone's playing a trick on me! There's no way my entire
conversation with her would be posted up here!" He read through it, and
sure enough word for word it was there, her final line being: 'Good, now
where's the bathroom, I've gotta pee so bad I'm about to...'
"This is impossible! Wait... I know!" In a mad bout of anger and fear he
jumped up and began looking for the phone. Tearing the phone from the
jack on the wall he threw it to the ground hoping he'd find what he was
looking for. There in the pile of resistors, gates, and transistors was...
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! No bugs or transmitters, but..." He was
interupted by a thump in the kitchen. More thumps followed by faint cries of
anger.
"OH JESUS I FORGOT!" Throwing the phone halfway across the room he
sprinted to the kitchen freezer, a floor model, and threw open the lid. There
sitting nearly frozen and shivering madly was the familiar catgirl he'd met
just yesterday.
"Fu..." She moaned.
"Fu?"
"Fu... Yu..." She moaned again.
"Fu what?"
Sitting upright suddenly her ears and eyes shot up and open quick as
lightning. Jumping out of the freezer she threw her chilled hands at his
throat hoping to strangle the life out of him.
"FUCK YOU YOU IDIOT! IN THE FUCKING FREEZER? OF ALL FUCKING PLACES!
GOD DAMNIT DO YOU HAVE ANY COSIDERATION FOR OTHERS? YOUR LUCKY
I'M HALF FROZEN BECAUSE IF I WASN'T I'D PISS ALL OVER YOU I HAVE TO
GO SO BAD!"
"Gach... The... Bath... Room... Is... The first on the right." He squeaked
out.
She let him go with an evil glance as she tore down the hallway. Half an
hour later wet from the thawing shower and wearing nothing but a towel
and a pair of sneakers, she sauntered in.
"Your lucky you idiot! I've got a right a mind to slug you one good!" she
shook her fist for added effect.
"Um, hehe, uh..." He was blushing now, his long hair hanging down, he was
obviously trying to hide his embarrasment.
"What?" She asked.
"Sorry."
"Oh, well that's okay I guess. Not many people have been able to react to
stashing my body as well as I'd like them too, but that's normal."
"No, no, not that..."
"What then?"
"Well I... *cough*"
"Oh, I get it now!" She smoothed out the fur on her ears and walked up
close to him, breathing a whisper into his ear. "This must be the first time
you've had a woman in here in a while."
"Actually..." He stammered.
"That's okay, I don't bite." Her voice low and husky.
"It's not that either..."
"WHAT? THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT?"
"Here!" Thrusting his hand out into the air he managed to knock her off
balance, her hand releasing her grasp on the towel around her body. She
stammered backward into the wall shear anger wrinkling her smooth
features. His eyes were still clamped shut, a long dark brown object hanging
from his hand. Suddenly realizing what it was, she did a double take.
"YOU CHOPPED OFF MY TAIL!?"
"Kim, it's not what you think!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE FUCKING LISTENING!"
He began to open his eyes but then regretted it. She was still stark naked
her arms folded across her chest in anger. His eyes drifted downward from
her arms to her stomache, and then...
"What the... What's wrong with you?" He pointed out in horror.
"Ahh! It's about time I got down to this, but uno momento por favor!"
Grabbing her tail from his hand she shoved it into the receptacle above her
bountifully stark bottom with a resounding *click, cerchack*!
"You've got no... Anything!?"
"No nipples, body hair or orifaces of any kind other then my mouth and nose
here."
"Then how do you, you know?"
"Pee?" He knodded. "Well by all accounts It's not really urinating I suppose,
but it is freeing waste. However I don't feel you need to see that right
now."
Kiai took great pleasure in molesting peoples brains on the boards, he
thought, was it because she couldn't physically molest anyone?
"Are you an android?" He asked.
She shook her head and rewrapped herself in the towel, the tail wrapping
around her waist like a belt.
"Think of me as an android if that helps you, but I'm definitely not 100
percent. I'm not 100 percent human either."
"You are the 23 year old drunkard Marine from Japan right?"
Making her voice very low and leaning in close she whispered into his ear.
"That's my physical flesh and bones body. In here I like to think of myself as
the 16 year old catgirl bondage queen you know as Kiai."
"So your not really her?
"Oh no, I am her, I just happen to be a little physical manifestation the
system brewed up to represent my subconscience.
"In here, physical body, system?" He was starting to withdraw from the
conversation, his eyes darting around the room with a million crazy
questions flowing through his head.
"Hello?" She waved her hand in front of him. No response. 'Time to reboot.'
She thought, a wicked smile suddenly curling her lips. Winding up her fist
she brought it full bore into his jaw sending him flying across the pile of
wood and glass that had been his coffee table earlier in the day. He landed
with a soft thud on the couch, his eyes going dim.
Sorry this sort of tap danced around the topic I was suppose to answer,
but I was running short on time. Physical training and a lack of people at
work have made life a living hell for me, so this is the best I can do at the
moment... SORRY! Oh yeah, don't think I left y'all out of this...
Kink Ch.3: OF... DOT DOT DOT... ALOT? AKA: Ignorance Shields The Downright Scatterbrained.
Yet again another romp into crazyland. I got good response on this one so
hopefully I'll be able to keep writing 'dis ting.' Work is getting pretty tough,
long hours and such so I'm trying my hardest to get this done by
wednesday. Thanks all for reading! Love ya!
"Yeah Kyub I'm telling you the truth! I'm serious she's here right now, well
kinda..." There was a pause followed by a sharp *bleep* whistling from the
computer. "What do you mean I should check the boards? We were arguing
on there? How! She was right here! No, I'm not calling you a liar-Yeah,
but... Okay I'll check."
Syphoning through the miles of threads and posts about daily life as usuall
he was directed to the general thread where there inscribed in bold black
letters was a thread titled: "OMFG WTFIGO?"
"Oh My Fucking God, What The Fuck Is Going On? Posted by Kiai last
night... THAT WAS THE SAME TIME SHE APPEARED HERE!" Hurriedly clicking
the link he was thrown into a world of confusion unlike any he'd ever been
part of before. Something was really wrong he thought, something bad.
The link finally loaded the page and left him in pure disbelief.
"This isn't right, someone's playing a trick on me! There's no way my entire
conversation with her would be posted up here!" He read through it, and
sure enough word for word it was there, her final line being: 'Good, now
where's the bathroom, I've gotta pee so bad I'm about to...'
"This is impossible! Wait... I know!" In a mad bout of anger and fear he
jumped up and began looking for the phone. Tearing the phone from the
jack on the wall he threw it to the ground hoping he'd find what he was
looking for. There in the pile of resistors, gates, and transistors was...
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! No bugs or transmitters, but..." He was
interupted by a thump in the kitchen. More thumps followed by faint cries of
anger.
"OH JESUS I FORGOT!" Throwing the phone halfway across the room he
sprinted to the kitchen freezer, a floor model, and threw open the lid. There
sitting nearly frozen and shivering madly was the familiar catgirl he'd met
just yesterday.
"Fu..." She moaned.
"Fu?"
"Fu... Yu..." She moaned again.
"Fu what?"
Sitting upright suddenly her ears and eyes shot up and open quick as
lightning. Jumping out of the freezer she threw her chilled hands at his
throat hoping to strangle the life out of him.
"FUCK YOU YOU IDIOT! IN THE FUCKING FREEZER? OF ALL FUCKING PLACES!
GOD DAMNIT DO YOU HAVE ANY COSIDERATION FOR OTHERS? YOUR LUCKY
I'M HALF FROZEN BECAUSE IF I WASN'T I'D PISS ALL OVER YOU I HAVE TO
GO SO BAD!"
"Gach... The... Bath... Room... Is... The first on the right." He squeaked
out.
She let him go with an evil glance as she tore down the hallway. Half an
hour later wet from the thawing shower and wearing nothing but a towel
and a pair of sneakers, she sauntered in.
"Your lucky you idiot! I've got a right a mind to slug you one good!" she
shook her fist for added effect.
"Um, hehe, uh..." He was blushing now, his long hair hanging down, he was
obviously trying to hide his embarrasment.
"What?" She asked.
"Sorry."
"Oh, well that's okay I guess. Not many people have been able to react to
stashing my body as well as I'd like them too, but that's normal."
"No, no, not that..."
"What then?"
"Well I... *cough*"
"Oh, I get it now!" She smoothed out the fur on her ears and walked up
close to him, breathing a whisper into his ear. "This must be the first time
you've had a woman in here in a while."
"Actually..." He stammered.
"That's okay, I don't bite." Her voice low and husky.
"It's not that either..."
"WHAT? THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT?"
"Here!" Thrusting his hand out into the air he managed to knock her off
balance, her hand releasing her grasp on the towel around her body. She
stammered backward into the wall shear anger wrinkling her smooth
features. His eyes were still clamped shut, a long dark brown object hanging
from his hand. Suddenly realizing what it was, she did a double take.
"YOU CHOPPED OFF MY TAIL!?"
"Kim, it's not what you think!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE FUCKING LISTENING!"
He began to open his eyes but then regretted it. She was still stark naked
her arms folded across her chest in anger. His eyes drifted downward from
her arms to her stomache, and then...
"What the... What's wrong with you?" He pointed out in horror.
"Ahh! It's about time I got down to this, but uno momento por favor!"
Grabbing her tail from his hand she shoved it into the receptacle above her
bountifully stark bottom with a resounding *click, cerchack*!
"You've got no... Anything!?"
"No nipples, body hair or orifaces of any kind other then my mouth and nose
here."
"Then how do you, you know?"
"Pee?" He knodded. "Well by all accounts It's not really urinating I suppose,
but it is freeing waste. However I don't feel you need to see that right
now."
Kiai took great pleasure in molesting peoples brains on the boards, he
thought, was it because she couldn't physically molest anyone?
"Are you an android?" He asked.
She shook her head and rewrapped herself in the towel, the tail wrapping
around her waist like a belt.
"Think of me as an android if that helps you, but I'm definitely not 100
percent. I'm not 100 percent human either."
"You are the 23 year old drunkard Marine from Japan right?"
Making her voice very low and leaning in close she whispered into his ear.
"That's my physical flesh and bones body. In here I like to think of myself as
the 16 year old catgirl bondage queen you know as Kiai."
"So your not really her?
"Oh no, I am her, I just happen to be a little physical manifestation the
system brewed up to represent my subconscience.
"In here, physical body, system?" He was starting to withdraw from the
conversation, his eyes darting around the room with a million crazy
questions flowing through his head.
"Hello?" She waved her hand in front of him. No response. 'Time to reboot.'
She thought, a wicked smile suddenly curling her lips. Winding up her fist
she brought it full bore into his jaw sending him flying across the pile of
wood and glass that had been his coffee table earlier in the day. He landed
with a soft thud on the couch, his eyes going dim.
Sorry this sort of tap danced around the topic I was suppose to answer,
but I was running short on time. Physical training and a lack of people at
work have made life a living hell for me, so this is the best I can do at the
moment... SORRY! Oh yeah, don't think I left y'all out of this...
Kink Ch.3: OF... DOT DOT DOT... ALOT? AKA: Ignorance Shields The Downright Scatterbrained.