Kink Ch.1: OMFG WTFIGO?
MUAHAHAHA! CRAY Z NESS! Chimaster Wang-sama pushed me to do this,
so DON'T FLAME ME... please?! The only catch? Well there is none.
Anything is free game (i.e. where they live, what they do for a living etc.),
everything but their personalities. I'm basing our personalities off of what
Kyubichan drew in her comics (currently located in the archives for the c3f
comic) and what I've heard from people on c3f.This is not a chain fiction thread, so please wait until ch.2 before you interject with your ideas!
"OI CHIM! You in there?" A woman with brown hair and a hooded sweatshirt
was banging down his door. What had he done?
"Um, who... who is it?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHO IS IT?"
The girl sounded really angry he noted, she was kicking door now and screaming at the top of her lungs. It was a suprise to him that no one else in his apartment building had come to see what the commotion was about.
"ARE YOU GONNA LET ME IN OR WHAT YOU FUCKING TWIT?"
"I seriously don't know who you are, or what your doing in front of my door,
or how you know me by -that- name, so unless you have a reason please,
by all means, leave." He noticed her draw the strings of the hood down
tight in frustration, the pacing back and forth through the small hallway a
clear indicator of how pissed she was.
"You really don't know me?" She huffed.
"I'm telling you the truth, now will you PLEASE just leave?"
"What the hell man? Pssh. Alright, alright I get when I'm not wanted. I've just never been blown off this badly before." He watched her turn and begin walking then collapsed with his back against the door.
"What the heck would she feel the need to talk to me that badly for? Must
have had the wrong room I gu"
He was interupted by a loud thump against the door.
"What the hell?" Without thinking he cracked open the door, the bright light
of the hallway stinging his eyes. It took only a moment to adjust. In front of him, at his feet was the body of the girl that had just been talking to him, her forhead plastered against the frame. Not thinking he threw open the door and lifted her into his arms. Setting her down on a chair in the corner he grabbed a glass of water and the phone.
"Hello operator? yeah, I need emergency services. What? Yeah I'll hold."
The music was soothing and old, kind of the like the music they played in
the elevators he noted.
*#Campus medical facilities Mrs. Norton speaking, how may I help you?#*
"STOP!"
Her scream nearly made him drop the phone, his hand clamping down so
tight it cut the line.
"I don't know how the fuck you got me in here, but I can finally take care of this!" He flinched in anticipation, thinking she'd pull a gun out of somewhere, instead She pulled the hooded sweatshirt off and smoothed out her hair letting a pair of cat ears pop up through the tangled mess.
"Who the, what the hell..."
"Am I?" She answered. "That's not important. What is is how fast I can get
this message through to you. My name is Kiai"
"Wait, hold on, like C.3.F. Kiai?" His face was riddled with confusion,
something that made her smile.
"Yeah, yeah, shutup! Anyway, I'm here to tell you that something's going
wrong with the server and, well, we're kinda stuck here like this."
"Wait, like what?"
"You mean you don't know?"
He shook his head.
"Dear god are you fucking serious?"
"I havn't the slightest idea of what your talking about, and I'm thinking that
bonk on the head kinda did you in a bit. why don't you have a drink of
water or something." He handed her the glass of water.
"You really don't know what's going on?" She took the glass of water and
downed it in one swig and began scratching the back of her head. "That explains why you wouldn't let me in. That's going to make this harder then."
"So wait, wait, what made you fly all the way from japan to here? I mean,
your not on leave are you?"
She shook her head.
"Then why the hell are you here? And how the hell did you find out where I live?"
"Just shut up will ya! Let me just give you a brief 'down and dirty' of what's gonna happen, since it appears your about as clueless as everyone else here, and I don't have all the time in the world."
He nodded his head.
"In about thirty seconds I'm going to pass out and appear to be dead, but I
won't be. Keep me here in a safe place, like your basement or closet until I
wake up again okay?"
More nodding of the head.
"Just trust me on this one, I don't have enough time to explain, and you
seem to trust me enough on the boards to crack jokes about fucking me in
the ass with a double headed dildo."
Chimaster Wang, at least that's what he was called on the boards, blushed furiously. She chuckled lightly at that, her brown eyes scanning the room for the computer she'd eventually need. There! in the kitchen... an odd place..
Noticing how stiff and disoriented he was she decided to take a more motherly stance. She softened her voice and crossed her arms. "Just relax and this'll go smoothly until I wake up again okay?"
He nodded.
"Good, now where's the bathroom, I've gotta pee so bad I'm about to..." Kiai's cat ears flicked violently along with the shudders of her body. She became stiff as a board, her pupils diolating to the size of saucers.
"What the hell?" He wondered. "Oh my god she died! And right in front of me
no less!"
The girl's eyes grew dark and her head fell to the side. He began reaching for her, but before he had a chance she face planted into a table, completely destroying it, still stiff as a board.
"Somehow I just know this is going to turn out bad..."
Kink ch. 2: WTF is now FTW...
YAY! I'm almost done with chapter two and it should be up by wednesday. You'll understand what's going on better when you read ch.2. Thanks for reading, and I just want everyone to know this'll be really... weird!
MUAHAHAHA! CRAY Z NESS! Chimaster Wang-sama pushed me to do this,
so DON'T FLAME ME... please?! The only catch? Well there is none.
Anything is free game (i.e. where they live, what they do for a living etc.),
everything but their personalities. I'm basing our personalities off of what
Kyubichan drew in her comics (currently located in the archives for the c3f
comic) and what I've heard from people on c3f.This is not a chain fiction thread, so please wait until ch.2 before you interject with your ideas!
"OI CHIM! You in there?" A woman with brown hair and a hooded sweatshirt
was banging down his door. What had he done?
"Um, who... who is it?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHO IS IT?"
The girl sounded really angry he noted, she was kicking door now and screaming at the top of her lungs. It was a suprise to him that no one else in his apartment building had come to see what the commotion was about.
"ARE YOU GONNA LET ME IN OR WHAT YOU FUCKING TWIT?"
"I seriously don't know who you are, or what your doing in front of my door,
or how you know me by -that- name, so unless you have a reason please,
by all means, leave." He noticed her draw the strings of the hood down
tight in frustration, the pacing back and forth through the small hallway a
clear indicator of how pissed she was.
"You really don't know me?" She huffed.
"I'm telling you the truth, now will you PLEASE just leave?"
"What the hell man? Pssh. Alright, alright I get when I'm not wanted. I've just never been blown off this badly before." He watched her turn and begin walking then collapsed with his back against the door.
"What the heck would she feel the need to talk to me that badly for? Must
have had the wrong room I gu"
He was interupted by a loud thump against the door.
"What the hell?" Without thinking he cracked open the door, the bright light
of the hallway stinging his eyes. It took only a moment to adjust. In front of him, at his feet was the body of the girl that had just been talking to him, her forhead plastered against the frame. Not thinking he threw open the door and lifted her into his arms. Setting her down on a chair in the corner he grabbed a glass of water and the phone.
"Hello operator? yeah, I need emergency services. What? Yeah I'll hold."
The music was soothing and old, kind of the like the music they played in
the elevators he noted.
*#Campus medical facilities Mrs. Norton speaking, how may I help you?#*
"STOP!"
Her scream nearly made him drop the phone, his hand clamping down so
tight it cut the line.
"I don't know how the fuck you got me in here, but I can finally take care of this!" He flinched in anticipation, thinking she'd pull a gun out of somewhere, instead She pulled the hooded sweatshirt off and smoothed out her hair letting a pair of cat ears pop up through the tangled mess.
"Who the, what the hell..."
"Am I?" She answered. "That's not important. What is is how fast I can get
this message through to you. My name is Kiai"
"Wait, hold on, like C.3.F. Kiai?" His face was riddled with confusion,
something that made her smile.
"Yeah, yeah, shutup! Anyway, I'm here to tell you that something's going
wrong with the server and, well, we're kinda stuck here like this."
"Wait, like what?"
"You mean you don't know?"
He shook his head.
"Dear god are you fucking serious?"
"I havn't the slightest idea of what your talking about, and I'm thinking that
bonk on the head kinda did you in a bit. why don't you have a drink of
water or something." He handed her the glass of water.
"You really don't know what's going on?" She took the glass of water and
downed it in one swig and began scratching the back of her head. "That explains why you wouldn't let me in. That's going to make this harder then."
"So wait, wait, what made you fly all the way from japan to here? I mean,
your not on leave are you?"
She shook her head.
"Then why the hell are you here? And how the hell did you find out where I live?"
"Just shut up will ya! Let me just give you a brief 'down and dirty' of what's gonna happen, since it appears your about as clueless as everyone else here, and I don't have all the time in the world."
He nodded his head.
"In about thirty seconds I'm going to pass out and appear to be dead, but I
won't be. Keep me here in a safe place, like your basement or closet until I
wake up again okay?"
More nodding of the head.
"Just trust me on this one, I don't have enough time to explain, and you
seem to trust me enough on the boards to crack jokes about fucking me in
the ass with a double headed dildo."
Chimaster Wang, at least that's what he was called on the boards, blushed furiously. She chuckled lightly at that, her brown eyes scanning the room for the computer she'd eventually need. There! in the kitchen... an odd place..
Noticing how stiff and disoriented he was she decided to take a more motherly stance. She softened her voice and crossed her arms. "Just relax and this'll go smoothly until I wake up again okay?"
He nodded.
"Good, now where's the bathroom, I've gotta pee so bad I'm about to..." Kiai's cat ears flicked violently along with the shudders of her body. She became stiff as a board, her pupils diolating to the size of saucers.
"What the hell?" He wondered. "Oh my god she died! And right in front of me
no less!"
The girl's eyes grew dark and her head fell to the side. He began reaching for her, but before he had a chance she face planted into a table, completely destroying it, still stiff as a board.
"Somehow I just know this is going to turn out bad..."
Kink ch. 2: WTF is now FTW...
YAY! I'm almost done with chapter two and it should be up by wednesday. You'll understand what's going on better when you read ch.2. Thanks for reading, and I just want everyone to know this'll be really... weird!