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Status: C3F Regular
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,840
#31
7 December 2006, 11:20 PM
this is something my friend came up with for the Sci-fi comic we're producing....

Quote:Scotty: "Ma name's 'Commander' Montgomery Scot laddie."
Teal'c raises eyebrow
Enter Hammond: "At ease people."
Scotty: "Ah cannae doo it, Ah denae have the pooer."
Hammond: "We've received word one of our ships is stranded in a corner of the galaxy where there are no stargates. We're going to need help on this one people."
Jack: "The Asgard sir? I usually suggest them around about this time."
Hammond: "Not this time Colonel. Star Fleet."
*sound of star fleet communicator*
Scotty: "Scot herrre."
Kirk: "Scotty... beam me up."
Scotty: "Ah cannae doo it Cap'ain, yoo're the one on the shep!"
*two people materialise in star trek stylie*
Kirk: "My name.... is Catain James T Kirk..... of the starship............ Enterprise, and this is..... myfirstofficer..... Mr Spock."
Spock raises eyebrow
Teal'c raises eyebrow
Jackson "You two are gonna get along well."
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