6 December 2006, 1:38 PM
"Scotty, I need warp engines and phasers now!"
"Captain, I'm given yer all she's got. My kilt's holdin' the dilithium crystals together, but it won't hold fer long."
"Phasers, Mr. Scott!"
"I suppose I can make a double knot, and bypass the safety-relief-emergency-booster-cutlery-set jumpering the phasers to get you one, maybe two shots at the most, but..."
"... what's the problem Mr. Scott"
"... Captain, its the radiation. It'll turn the hydrophonics deck into a popcorn field. The pressure'll surely rupture the hull. Now, if we pop open the shuttle bay doors, vent the popcorn, we could drain the power from the impluse engines and route it through the medical lab and to the warp engines! There's a chance... it might just work.... one in a million captain!"
"Do it Mr. Scott. Mr. Sulu, Warp 9!"
"Captain, I'm given yer all she's got. My kilt's holdin' the dilithium crystals together, but it won't hold fer long."
"Phasers, Mr. Scott!"
"I suppose I can make a double knot, and bypass the safety-relief-emergency-booster-cutlery-set jumpering the phasers to get you one, maybe two shots at the most, but..."
"... what's the problem Mr. Scott"
"... Captain, its the radiation. It'll turn the hydrophonics deck into a popcorn field. The pressure'll surely rupture the hull. Now, if we pop open the shuttle bay doors, vent the popcorn, we could drain the power from the impluse engines and route it through the medical lab and to the warp engines! There's a chance... it might just work.... one in a million captain!"
"Do it Mr. Scott. Mr. Sulu, Warp 9!"
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